Kathy Griffin
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You have to invest in somebody and chances are you're probably going to invest ... MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical c... BERNIE MAC RUSSELL CROWE I've realised that I am who I am and that is it. Like it or lump it. I'm not around to pleas... KRISTIN SCOTT THOMAS PRIYANKA CHOPRA LINDSAY LOHAN I'm not a malicious person. When you get past the tattoos and leather, I give people a fair shak... AL JOURGENSEN I love Kathy Griffin, I think she's brilliant, but for me, there is a line when I go OK, that... JULIE BROWN SCOTTY MCCREERY HOWARD SCHULTZ I'm not the most powerful. I'm not the fastest. I don't have the best arm. I don't h... BEN ZOBRIST SIERRA MCCORMICK DON MCCULLIN DIANE KRUGER MICHAEL FRANTI ESHA GUPTA I'm looking for the best person irregardless of political party, of race or religion, or color o... EDWARD BROOKE JAY-Z RACHAEL TAYLOR If I can have the opportunity to go into an editing room, it's like the golden ticket for me. Al... NIKKI REED When I go in the studio, I put myself into a place where I'm feeling something I want to portray... JAMIE XX KEKE PALMER JUNIOR SEAU I'm having a great time. I get to travel and see the world. And yeah, I'll have a family, be... KRYSTEN RITTER J. J. WATT Here's the key to Jamaica, the secret to Jamaican dancehall parties, no matter where you are in ... WALSHY FIRE I'm not going to get into the writer's skills or what he was trying to portray because that&... TAYLOR DANE TONY STEWART 'Entity' is not about science. The process behind it may dictate the nature of the piece, bu... WAYNE MCGREGOR I'm not like a legend that - so I'm sort of in the middle in this sort of gray area where, y... BRIAN MCKNIGHT BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN I just like talking, and I'm really truthful. Sometimes things come out of my mouth, and I think... HAYLEY HASSELHOFF I'm far from being reclusive. I have 30- or 40-year friendships that I prefer to meeting new peo... KIRK KERKORIAN JEREMY CORBYN I guess we all have that 'Dig Me' space, where we have some of our things displayed. Mine... TOM GLAVINE THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. I'm not brave, I'm not fantastic. I'm like any other woman. I'm unhappy. I'm dif... SONIA RYKIEL As far as I'm concerned, an audience is an audience. Whether it's an audience in Hull or the... SYLVESTER MCCOY MIRANDA KERR ARUNDHATI ROY I can go to a movie theater and watch a movie I was in with an audience... but with television, the ... MARK SHEPPARD PARIS HILTON THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. When I'm an audience member I do not want to go and see something that I already know, I want to... MEREDITH MONK BETTY WHITE DAMIAN WOETZEL J. J. WATT Right now I'm the most famous silent movie actress in the world and I want to keep that for me. ... BERENICE BEJO There's not a thing that any of you guys can say bad about me that would hurt my feelings... I&#... VINCE CARTER BIPASHA BASU RICHIE SAMBORA RAY CHARLES AJ LEE 'Dance Dance Revolution.' That's a lot of fun when you're having a dinner party and ... NATALIE MARTINEZ My natural state is an outsider, and no matter what group I'm in or where I am, I've always ... MICHAEL BURRY CALVIN JOHNSON MIKE BIRBIGLIA I'm the kind of person who just can't wait to get on a train and not know where I'm goin... SUMMER ALTICE For me, MMA is like speed chess. It's like I'm herding a person into a certain position. Say... RONDA ROUSEY MARK RYLANCE I'm lucky in that I can't see myself doing an office job every day. I'm lucky that I can... RAJIV OUSEPH I'm looking for one of two things and sometimes they dovetail: I'm looking to go into a thea... HAL PRICE I tell my staff, we're riding a tour bus around, and we're going to stop and look at some we... CHRIS MATTHEWS QUENTIN TARANTINO CRAIG T. NELSON HUNTER HAYES JESSE VENTURA When I work, I'm thinking in terms of purely visual effects and relations, and any verbal equiva... ADOLPH GOTTLIEB PAIGE VANZANT Every time I would give a talk, someone would say, 'You ought to go into politics.' I prefer... BRAD WENSTRUP BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN JOHN HAWKES JONAH HILL LOUIS C. K. I was quite a successful evangelist. I've had people write to me and say, 'Gee, I'm a Ch... DANIEL EVERETT I like people who are still actively creating in their life, who aren't set, I don't feel li... DANA DELANY J. COLE CARRIE-ANNE MOSS WILLIE NELSON By the time May rolls around, I'm probably going to want to spend a month on an island. But if S... MARG HELGENBERGER
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That would have been a devastating loss. He didn't really... ADRIAN GRIFFIN I felt something pop in there. I'll wait and see how it feels. ADRIAN GRIFFIN But he can't go out on the court and play. We have to take some accountability as players. ADRIAN GRIFFIN We got the win, it didn't matter how ugly it was. We needed to get back on track. ADRIAN GRIFFIN Guys get hurt and other guys have got to pull their weight and pick up the slack. We don't make excu... ADRIAN GRIFFIN We just followed the game plan. Defending those guys is just a total team effort. ADRIAN GRIFFIN We've got excellent scorers. Why do they need me to take shots away from them? I know what I need to... ADRIAN GRIFFIN I think that is why we came out with a lot of energy. We know he is capable of putting up big number... ADRIAN GRIFFIN Whoever guarded him played with a lot of energy. Fortunately, he didn't get going like he usually ca... ADRIAN GRIFFIN It starts with the coach. He gets us ready. We're very prepared. You look at our second unit, even o... ADRIAN GRIFFIN It is Joplin, the wind is usually blowing in Joplin. You can open your window and get a pretty decen... ADAM GRIFFIN This is the annual time of year for the air-conditioning complaint. ADAM GRIFFIN This is the best attendance we've had in three or four years. I appreciate the work the body has don... ADAM GRIFFIN We've had a high demand on single rooms. They are paying more for them, so we wanted to offer them m... ADAM GRIFFIN ARCHIE GRIFFIN ARCHIE GRIFFIN ARCHIE GRIFFIN ARCHIE GRIFFIN ARCHIE GRIFFIN Studios are designed to pull out all of that beautiful ambience you get from singing in a room, and ... PATTY GRIFFIN TIM GRIFFIN TIM GRIFFIN We got fatigued (from the press). I think our legs started getting out of our shots and they were ri... ANDREW GRIFFIN We had everything it took this year to get over the hump. We just didn't execute. ANDREW GRIFFIN They probably had five fans for every fan we had. It was so loud that we couldn't communicate with e... ANDREW GRIFFIN The second one, I thought it was going to fall. ANDREW GRIFFIN They came out with more intensity, more energy. We didn't really show it tonight. A win is a win, bu... ANDREW GRIFFIN What's happening now is the gap is widening, and some of the manufacturing processes [in memory] are... ANDREW GRIFFIN I think we actually punish children out of their relationship with their bodies... we categorically ... SUSAN GRIFFIN TIM GRIFFIN President Obama's policies have been categorical failures for our country. Unemployment is over ... TIMOTHY GRIFFIN When last I checked, you were a sorcerer, not a Jedi."KATE GRIFFIN We have to work harder to show distinction. ANGELA GRIFFIN The unity, teamwork and friendships we forged will go on. ANGELA GRIFFIN There is going to be testing and commercialization of technology that focuses on clean energy. 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BRENDA GRIFFIN If there are a lot of calls, we do take a look at that stuff. Some people like to demonize us. In ma... BOB GRIFFIN The operating schedule is a collective decision based on a monstrous review a couple years back. BOB GRIFFIN She's covered all the bases wonderfully. She works well with both staffs. BOB GRIFFIN The year we opened Appalachian was a sizable jump, somewhere around 9 percent. It's an issue at our ... BOB GRIFFIN I would hope [students] would understand we don't arbitrarily look to raise the board rate. BOB GRIFFIN It's a matter of the costs of doing business. We have a yearly sit-down with a dining services contr... BOB GRIFFIN We are kicking it off next week and the plan is have it deployed by fall. BOB GRIFFIN She has a very patron-oriented point of view. BOB GRIFFIN Just because I was almost 62, I did not feel decrepit and felt I wasn't finished being a soldier... GERALD GRIFFIN Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse. 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SUSAN GRIFFIN Philosophy means nothing unless it is connected to birth, death, and the continuance of life. Anytim... SUSAN GRIFFIN We known ourselves to be made from this earth.We know this earth is made from our bodies.For we see ... SUSAN GRIFFIN We're supposed to be a team, ... Team chemistry this year, baby. MICHAEL GRIFFIN It is entirely appropriate for the administration to announce or espouse whatever political views th... MICHAEL GRIFFIN It's occurred to me I need to laugh at myself more, and that I don't need to be some sad fol... PATTY GRIFFIN We're limited by recklessness. You must reach a standard where the conduct is wanton, inconsiderate ... ED GRIFFIN The legislation passed by Congress reflects the U.S. government's continuing commitment to nonprolif... MICHAEL GRIFFIN God as 'He,' as a patriarchal thing, is offensive to me. It's standard fare for America,... PATTY GRIFFIN I'm sure (the Hayats) are disappointed, ... 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