I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man.

That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head.

I am a Patsy Cline fan.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

I am at my best when I am scoring.

I am a wife-made man.