I am basically going to make fun of everything on TV except for anything on CBS. And speaking of - how great is 'Amazing Race'?

And you're going to teach me how to make love? It doesn't sound like much fun.

For the most part, the attraction's gone. It will make the clubs less fun.

There are flat fares, fares by distance, zone fares, local fares, express fares, commuter express fares, shuttle fares, employer fares, cash fares, senior fares. We have monthly passes, semester passes, hotel passes ... . Fortunately, all of this will go away soon when the compass card is introduced.

There are 200 different ways to pay your transit bus fare in San Diego.

I'm glad I did it, and I'm glad it's over. It was really a lot of fun.