I am chairman of the Africa subcommittee in the House of Representatives.

I am fighting vigorously for less spending, less waste and limited government. I strongly believe that the more government grows, the less freedom Americans have.

I am the hero of Africa.

I am chairman of the Pakistan People's Party.

And, as a matter of fact, I am the chairman of the Amadou Diallo Foundation.

Well, surely, I am not in charge of South Africa.