I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter.

No one likes a fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries. The immortal types of comedy are just such men.