I am from the hood; I never had nothing. Now that I have something, I must give back,

You have nothing if you're texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push 'reply all.' I mean, since we're lying, we might as well lie to everybody.

There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I've ever written.

Let's not kid ourselves. They're 2-15. Nothing against Mt. Hood, but I'm just curious to see is we can do that against somebody better. The girls were run pretty good for the last few days, so this was a day off compared to the last couple of practices.

Hollywood is run by people who sit up in their executive office, who are not connected to Mississippi, Alabama, Chicago, South Carolina. They know nothing about that, they don't go to church, and they make their decisions about what they think is right.

It's kind of a sobering look at what could happen to the south side of Mount Hood. This was all sort of packaged as solving our needs, but what this is really about is paving over the south side of Mount Hood and putting in condos.