I am going out with Paris Hilton.

Coachella is a magnet for music-biz luminaries such as Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, and Cameron Diaz.

Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy.

The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me.

Paris Hilton, that's very interesting what she did. I've never done that. I haven't really sort of ever got into that. As time passes, maybe I should record it and put it in a vault so that when I get a little old don't have the energy I can remember how life used to be.

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton.'