I am in the bad news business. Seldom do I get to report on puppies, rainbows, or the sounds of children giggling. Well, never.

In the business world, bad news is usually good news - for somebody else.

In my experience , big words ornament bad news.

Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age.

By nature, I am someone who hews to the middle. I need to hear all sides of a story. Unless I am engaged in a tough round of dominoes or Scrabble, I think of myself as unreasonably reasonable.

The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier.