I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.

The right wing has monopolized the AM radio airwaves.

I'm not right wing, I'm not left wing. I love my country.

A left-wing idiot is as dangerous as a right-wing idiot.