I am no prude, but when I watch comedy, I ask myself, 'Who wrote this? A teenage boy in the locker room?'

No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room.

I'm comfortable in the locker room situation, so whatever.

It's just good to be back in the locker room.

The internet is like a gossipy girls' locker room after school, isn't it?

In the locker room, they would tell me, 'Go get me a jock strap in the back room' or something, ... So I would go over to the Cowboys complex. Bill Bates would say, 'Shawn, go get me a Gatorade.'