I am not a witch doctor, and in fact, you cannot have a witch doctor. You are either a witch or a doctor.

As far as I am concerned, LGBT can only stand for leprosy, gonorrhea, bacteria, and tuberculosis, all of which are detrimental to human existence.

I don't believe in killing people. I believe in locking you up for the rest of your life.

I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod.

So I am, in fact, very optimistic about the future of my federal party.

Nationality is a very curious thing. The blood is Scots and the temperament is Scots, but I am, in fact, 100% American.