I am not Jewish, but I think that America invented nothing so fine as deli food.

At times I think and at times I am.

I think; therefore I am.

I think I am less of a prankster and more of a jokester.

I write lustily and humorously. It isn't calculated; it's the way I think. I've invented a writing style that expresses who I am.

I am happy and content because I think I am.