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I am not the Jeff Sessions my detractors have tried to create. I am not a racist. I am not insensitive to blacks.


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ERNIE BACH I have learned that I am a one-woman man.
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WARREN BUFFETT This is who I am. I'm not perfect. I don't want to try to be perfect.
MICHAEL STRAHAN I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am pretty, but not beautiful. I hav...
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GORDON RAMSAY IF YOU CAN'T THANK GOD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE, THANK HIM FOR WHAT YOU HAVE ESCAPED!
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I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am in a thousand wi...
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I...
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CAITLYN JENNER I embrace the label of bad feminist because I am human. I am messy. I’m not trying to be an exampl...
ROXANE GAY I am not a lesbian and I am not a slut, and somehow I am going to make people believe me.
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CHARLES HORTON COOLEY Am I complaining about my deafness? No, I am not.
NYLE DIMARCO I am not sure I should have dared to start; but I am sure that I should not have dared to stop.
WINSTON CHURCHILL I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.
SAMUEL GOLDWYN I am not a learned Pandit, I am not clever or wise. I do not wander; I am not deluded by doubt.
ATHARVA VEDA I love my past, I love my present. I am not ashamed of what I have had, and I am not sad because I n...
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Nor a disbeliever with his rites am I.
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SEBASTIAN HORSLEY I am not whiny!
CAROL LYNLEY I am a contrarian.
BARRY DILLER I am not a farceur. I am not Blake Edwards.
SYDNEY POLLACK In a nutshell, I am not unaware of my failings. Neither am I a stranger to irony.
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ISABELI FONTANA I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship.
LOUISA MAY ALCOTT I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.
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BRENDA FASSIE I am not sincere, not even when I say I am not.
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JEFF SESSIONS has the very natural qualities to make a superior judge.
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JEFF VANDERMEER With a nation at war against terrorism and our men and women on the front line defending our homelan...
JEFF MILLER The funny thing about 'Take Shelter' is that a lot of people talk about how it was allegory ...
JEFF NICHOLS The enemies of freedom are waging an all-out assault on the Second Amendment to the Constitution, wh...
JEFF DUNCAN I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see...
JEFF DUNHAM I would go to bed every night and have dreams about having a time machine and somehow I'd have t...
JEFF MANGUM Today, energy prices are at historic highs. Some analysts estimate that energy price shocks this yea...
JEFF BINGAMAN I'm a chairperson for 'No Kid Hungry', a campaign for poor American children.
JEFF BRIDGES As a strong supporter of our 2nd Amendment rights, I believe tougher enforcement of our nation's...
JEFF MILLER This was one of the places people told me to go, it was one the big trips that you should see: Alask...
JEFF GOLDBLUM When we talk about the things at Airbnb that are challenging and that they are going to have to over...
JEFF JORDAN Airbnb started with 'air bed and breakfast.'
JEFF JORDAN I don't think our government really has much of a policy about air travel. I would compare the p...
JEFF SMISEK I don't know any artists that are really emotionally well adjusted. In fact, I think we're a...
JEFF BUCKLEY