I am not the most eloquent guy in the world.
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I am not eloquent.
MOSES Probably the guy he reminds me of the most is Dave Stewart, and not physically,
DAVE DUNCAN I'm not the most talkative guy in the world.
SKEET ULRICH I am not as eloquent as Stephane Dion.
MARC GARNEAU Afro-Americans. Which is but a wedding, however, of two confusions, an arbitrary linking of two unde...
JAMES BALDWIN I am trying to change the world.
JEAN-LUC GODARD When you grow up there are things that you would love to do make your father proud is one and have f...
GARY F EVANS... I am not interested in the past, except as the road to the future.
GIANNI VERSACE I think it's a wise pick. Dave is a Pitt guy. Dave has a commitment to this university. The exciteme...
MIKE DITKA I am going to resign. The only way Dave can serve is if I resign, short of confirmation. I would not...
HERB BEHNKE Sky: "you're the best, most understanding boyfriend in the whole wide world."
Holder: "No, I am...
COLLEEN HOOVER a silent night. - the most eloquent poem i have ever read.
SANOBER KHAN I know who I am. I am not perfect. I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world. But I'm on...
MARY J. BLIGE Many of the most eloquent people I have ever met work in lab coats every day.
MICHAEL SPECTER I haven't collected memorabilia. I am not a person who lives in the past.
YVONNE CRAIG Personally, I am stuck with one foot in the past and one foot in the present.
ANTHONY KIEDIS People, even if they are so thoughtless as to be born black, do not come into this world merely to p...
JAMES BALDWIN I am the most well-known homosexual in the world.
ELTON JOHN I never want to try to be a spokesperson for health and wellness because I most definitely am not th...
RUBEN STUDDARD She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl...
IN THE MAKING Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
HENRY FIELDING Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years.
ANONYMOUS I've told you I don't live and die by the polls. Thus, I will refrain from pointing out that we're n...
, IN THE NEW REPUBLIC Of all the things I am not very good at, living in the real world is perhaps the most outstanding.
BILL BRYSON They say I am powerful,
They say I am eloquent,
They say I am wealthy.
But I am...
AYUSHMAN JAMWAL Practicing what you preach is the world’s most eloquent sermon.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Everybody is somebobdy and I chanllenge anybody to deny it.
KATHERINE PATERSON If you are a misfit in one place, you will be a great fit in another.
ALAN COHEN You can't make footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttp...
BOB MOAWAD You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER But, I still can't totally forgive Dave for blowing my world apart. DO YOU HEAR THAT, DAVE?!
K.M. SHEA i am not the one guy of your friends, i am the only guy of you own. trust me, i love you.
ADEET AHMED The most eloquent way I could offer my respect is with a moment of silence.
ADAM CUMMINGS Dave is a really smart guy. [But] this was not a good thing for him to do.
BRIAN RUST The most obscene symbol in human history is the Cross; yet in its ugliness it remains the most eloqu...
R.C. SPROUL Mikhail’s black eyes smoldered an eerie red, a burning flame he turned on Slovensky as the man app...
CHRISTINE FEEHAN I am not the richest, smartest or most talented person in the world, but I succeed because I keep go...
SYLVESTER STALLONE And Moses said unto the LORD, O my LORD, I am not eloquent, neither heretofore, nor since thou hast ...
BIBLE The most eloquent prayer is the prayer through hands that heal and bless.
BILLY GRAHAM I am not a victim of a cruel world, I am an active participant in the world.
CHRISTOPHER SHEA He's a high-motor guy, loves to play the game of football. He's been the most productive guy, and I ...
BRANDON VILLARREAL The fact that their [the flower children's] uniforms and their jargons precisely represented the dis...
JAMES BALDWIN To be liberated from the stigma of blackness by embracing it is to cease, forever, one's interior ar...
JAMES BALDWIN Now is the only time we have, and the only time that we have any control over.
RICHARD CARLSON In the beginning, there was nothing and from nothing came our species then behold the dawn of music....
GARY F EVANS... I am not in the least eloquent or fluent with languages. My writing on social media is quite pedestr...
AMITABH BACHCHAN The guy is nuts. I am not involved with him.
EVEL KNIEVEL It's all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you're properly trained.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II It is easy enough to define what the Commonwealth is not. Indeed this is quite a popular pastime.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have to be seen to be believed.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have in sincerity pledged myself to your service, as so many of you are pledged to mine. Throughou...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I hope that tomorrow we can all, wherever we are, join in expressing our grief at Diana's loss, ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The British constitution has always been puzzling and always will be.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have behind me not only the splendid traditions and the annals of more than a thousand years but t...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II To what greater inspiration and counsel can we turn than to the imperishable truth to be found in th...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II What were once only hopes for the future have now come to pass; it is almost exactly 13 years since ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II First, I want to pay tribute to Diana myself. She was an exceptional and gifted human being. In good...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I cannot lead you into battle. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something e...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II To all those who have suffered as a consequence of our troubled past I extend my sincere thoughts an...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Grief is the price we pay for love.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The upward course of a nation's history is due in the long run to the soundness of heart of its ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a nobl...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II At Christmas, I am always struck by how the spirit of togetherness lies also at the heart of the Chr...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The lessons from the peace process are clear; whatever life throws at us, our individual responses w...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your s...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Therefore I am sure that this, my Coronation, is not the symbol of a power and a splendor that are g...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right time and the man...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Madam President, speaking here in Dublin Castle it is impossible to ignore the weight of history, as...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II These wretched babies don't come until they are ready.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I know of no single formula for success. But over the years I have observed that some attributes of ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II The events that I have attended to mark my Diamond Jubilee have been a humbling experience. It has t...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II In remembering the appalling suffering of war on both sides, we recognise how precious is the peace ...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II No one who knew Diana will ever forget her. Millions of others who never met her, but felt they knew...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II I have been aware all the time that my peoples, spread far and wide throughout every continent and o...
QUEEN ELIZABETH II If you think I'm over-the-top, I am.
JANICE DICKINSON When you're a kid, they tell you it's all "Grow up, Get a job. Get married. Get a house, Have a kid....
~DOCTOR WHO The world is more than the sum of its suffering.
DEEPAK CHOPRA The most dangerous guy at my school-the lone person who makes me feel safe-is reveling in the way I ...
KATIE MCGARRY I am going to change the world, and I'm talking to everybody in the possible world that I can ge...
ABBY WAMBACH When you live in the present, the past is forgotten & the future takes care of itself.
MANDY HALE I am not a famous person at home - I'm just a guy here. I'm a father, I'm a companion, I...
WILLIAM HURT I want to be regarded as the best guy in the world, and I want to beat the best guy in the world.
DANIEL CORMIER Let me say that I am incredibly proud that in the most diverse city in the world, diversity is seen ...
CHRISTINE QUINN We'll sort of get over the marriage first and then maybe look at the kids. But obviously we want...
PRINCE WILLIAM Family is the most important thing in the world.
PRINCESS DIANA You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I ...
CATHERINE THE GREAT With the right help, children have a good chance of overcoming their issues while they are still you...
KATE MIDDLETON As iron sharpens iron, so a friend sharpens a friend.
KING SOLOMON I don't mind a big fascinator. I think there is more scope for artwork in a fascinator rather th...
ZARA PHILLIPS I was always told from the hat-makers that you should have your hair up because it shows the hat mor...
ZARA PHILLIPS I don't think I'll still be riding at 40. There are a couple of people who are still riding ...
ZARA PHILLIPS My dad's not a big talker.
ZARA PHILLIPS My dad can be pretty critical sometimes.
ZARA PHILLIPS I'd love to have kids, but not at the moment.
ZARA PHILLIPS You cannot make horses 'safe.'
ZARA PHILLIPS
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DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
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