I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.

Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.

We get computers that are five to 10 years old; we even have some old Macs from the '80s. They still have use left in them.

When you set up a connection between computers using VI, you give the application the ability to write directly to the networking hardware without involving the operating system. You call a routine that says I want to send this data, and the networking hardware does the job of moving the data rather than the operating system.