I am simple, complex, generous, selfish, unattractive, beautiful, lazy, and driven.

I like simple things. Elastic waists, so I can eat.

I do have friends that are Republicans, and we have very spirited conversations on a whole range of issues. I am often baffled by why they are Republicans, but I enjoy the dialogue and can move beyond politics to find common ground in my personal relationships.

I am a very selfish person.

I am not as simple as I look.

I am a simple man.