I am the lizard king. I can do anything.

He would get where water would not!

Feeling - what authentic human fun!

In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no way yet to prevent the arrival of Monday morning. And they do try, of course, but Monday always comes, and all the drones have to scuttle back to their dreary workday lives of meaningless toin and suffering.

You can't just go out and plow lizard habitat into the ground.

Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.