I am to snakes what Colonel Sanders is to chickens.

It was the most awful construction project I've ever been involved with. It wasn't a swamp, but the land was wet. It had a huge amount of trees and grass. For years the vegetation had fallen into the water and rotted, forming a tremendous amount of organic matter.

I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full of shit.

Round and round they went with their snakes, snakily...

It could be anything. It's up to a person's imagination of what they can make a Colonel.

I have a paralyzing fear of snakes.