I am ugly, but what I do have is charm.

I am what I am thanks to my mother, my father, my brother, my sister... because they have given me everything. The education I have is thanks to them.

My family is everything. I am what I am thanks to my mother, my father, my brother, my sister... because they have given me everything. The education I have is thanks to them.

I am passionate about music - and people think because I go to places where I can enjoy music I have to be partying. It isn't true.

My best has to be for Barcelona against Villarreal in 2006 - that is the one I am asked most about, and it is the one I am most proud of. Xavi chipped the ball to me, I chested it down, twisted and hit an overhead kick. It was the final goal in a 4-0 win.

What is this powerful have over my tub? Surely, I am transfixed by your firecracker charm and your suspended electrified wit.