I am unboreable in the great outdoors.

I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.

The great thing about being a print journalist is that you are permitted to duck. Cameramen get killed while the writers are flat on the floor. A war correspondent for the BBC dedicated his memoir to 50 fallen colleagues, and I guarantee you they were all taking pictures. I am only alive because I am such a chicken.

I'm not an autobiographical writer, but I am a writer who deals with human emotion on all levels.

Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.

I am the herald of the Great King.