Ellen DeGeneres
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ANTHONY T.HINCKS ANITA BAKER LARRY HARVEY KRISTA RITCHIE MINNIE MADDERN FISKE In terms of people that I know, my grandmother and my mother are huge influences on my writing life ... TEA OBREHT ELLEN DEGENERES ELLEN DEGENERES ELLEN DEGENERES I think there is a ceiling on all this, but I don't know what it is. You have those animal issues. MIKE SPENCE I do think that one of the things the investors must do is ask the questions -- they have a responsi... ANGELA KNIGHT SARAH JESSICA PARKER My mother didn't set out to surround us with white students or colleagues. My mother just sought... ILYASAH SHABAZZ Do you still always think of me, i just wanted to know. Because you have been on my mind wherever i ... OLASOT PATRICK ROTHFUSS I lived with my mother all my life until she died, and I don't really think I knew her, because ... HARRIET WALTER BILLY GRAHAM MATTIE STEPANEK STEVIE WONDER I know a lot of people don't have their parents in their life - their mother, their father - but... J. R. SMITH Char bought a pack of clove cigarettes, claiming they tasted good, to which I ask why doesn't she ju... JULIE HALPERN ELLEN DEGENERES STEPHEN WRIGHT I read, go for walks and I love to garden. My hands are such a mess. People think I should have movi... AMANDA DONOHOE They have never hesitated to call me before. I am always on call. Once, my wife broke her wrist, and... JOE GRAY Who knows, it could have been Hillary Clinton herself, doing a Freudian slip during a commercial bre... BRIAN DONAHUE Who knows, it could have been Hillary Clinton herself, doing a Freudian slip during a commercial bre... BRIAN DONAHUE It was where my mother, Virginia Graces, spent the last year and a half of her life. They were reall... DIANE SCHMIDT LUCY LIU AMY SEDARIS NEIL STRAUSS My mother used to tell me, No matter what they ask you, always say yes. You can learn later. NATALIE WOOD TERRY PRATCHETT NOVAK DJOKOVIC DENIS LEARY I've been recognized a couple times. I get people staring at me, and I think in their heads they... ELIZA COUPE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. They always have the best donuts. That's why I go. JEFF LAPPE FRANK MCCOURT ERNEST HEMINGWAY DIANE VON FURSTENBERG But I'll tell you this, it started with my mother. I have to give her. God bless her and rest he... DAVE WINFIELD Ask yourself something. Have you ever thought about why guys want you gone the next day? It’s not ... FISHER AMELIE I think Joan Rivers is such an untapped legend that people just don't appreciate, because they g... JULIE KLAUSNER GISELE BUNDCHEN AMY SEDARIS THICH NHAT HANH I used to think I grew up to be a man because I never really had a dad, and my mother was always at ... (I.V.) EDWARD ANDREW MOLNAR IV I don't go out, so I don't get attention from girls. They're not going to have posters o... GARETH BALE ROSE MCGOWAN I think it's their obligation to tell me my options. I don't think they should say, 'You're getting ... BETH ESPY It's a very attractive place to go, but I have heard from some members that there are vagrants on th... TAYLOR GILLILAND CARMEN MIRANDA I'd rather have happiness than money. People ask for it. Sometimes when I don't have it. I make othe... BRENDA FASSIE JOHANN GOTTFRIED VON HERDER I have to be asked, I guess, but I love the idea of marriage. I think it's beautiful. I'm su... PORTIA DE ROSSI We don't ask people why they are buying it but some people tell us it is because they have heard it ... ANNA BROWN The people at my label are always endorsing what I say. They say, 'You see the truth, so speak i... ESTELLE In a useful conversation... there is a double coincidence of wants. You have to be interested in wha... BRYAN CAPLAN JAMES DEAN SHERYL SANDBERG When people say the words 'singer-songwriter,' I think they have an image in their heads of ... GEORGE EZRA MARY BERRY LYNN JURICH Why are people always shooting zombies? Why not just chop their heads off? How can zombies get you i... LINDEN ASHBY I think stutterers are funny. And I know it's rude and politically incorrect to laugh at stutter... JAMES EARL JONES MARSHALL CURRY Have we forgotten how to communicate? If you have someones number, why do you write them on FB to as... NERISSA IRVING They say I am a regulator and I think it is just an effort not to comply with the decree. I do not d... HAROLD H. GREENE They're so thrilled -- I think they've called every single person they know to tell them about my de... AMY MLINAR I think everybody is capable of beating everybody else at this point. I don't think there's a team o... JEFF TAMBRONI People who know my problems wonder why I am so happy. They ask, " what's your secret?" I simply say,... JOSIAH.ST.JEAN C. Z. GUEST MICHAEL STRAHAN I think most people, even if they say they hate horror movies, there's that feeling you get insi... BARRY WATSON You ask why I'm fascinated by the human figure? 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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beauti... 
Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and ha... 
Now they have a riddle.
When I think of Tomodachi, I think of your mother. Your mother, she too lose her baby. She lose you.... 
I'm gullible. I think people mean what they say. 
I never say "If I were her, this is how I would have acted, this is what I would have done, etc. etc... 
Some people ask why people would go into a dark room to be scared. I say they are already scared, an... 
I think life is always dangerous. Some people get afraid of it. Some people don't go forward. Bu... 
I would ask my mother to show me how to walk - and she did show me. That's why I think it's ... 
I wonder why people you have to meet have to be such liars. They lie as if their lives depended on i... 
Collectors say, 'I hate reproductions. It's awful. Why would anybody do that?,' ... That's what they... 
When I was a kid, Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell were mere blips on the gaydar; and they we... 
I have pictures of me feeding deer and possums with baby bottles. I am such an animal lover. 
I think its rather peculiar. It's not in keeping with our founding documents, our founding visio... 
The Ellen DeGeneres Show. 
My kids' eyes always light up -- 'Why are these people screaming over my mother?' ... People around ... 
I think so. They seem to have their heads wither they need to be. 
You think you’re indebted to your parents because they gave you everything you have. But they didn... 
Their rebukes have never made me angry, because I have always wondered why they did not rebuke me mo... 
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, So... 
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The wild women in his lap,' my father enthused, 'laying their breasts on his head.'
The Information Highway intrigues me because I have always been a newshound; I have always been curi... 
I never question God. Sometimes I say, 'Why me? Why do I have such a hard life? Why do I have th... 
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It's so much fun playing her [Ling], but I have this fear that people are going to run away from me ... 
I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive. 
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It's interesting that I had such a close relationship with my grandfather. Because your parents ... 
I think daycare is great for people who have to work two jobs. My problem is with people who are dro... 
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We... 
I know that big people don't like questions from children. They can ask all the questions they like,... 
There will always be people who say it does not exist because they cannot have it. But I tell you it... 
When I was a little girl, if I didn't eat my soup, my mother would say, 'You have to think o... 
When I go to LA if I have the weekend off, I go play on the beach. I'm kind of hard, because I'm not... 
I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive. 
In the past there were people who were not rich but contented with their living style, laughing and ... 
I have great luck. I'm used to people dying and going away. Not used to it exactly - but I expec... 
I have never followed what people say it is 'fashionable'. I think that a woman must wear what fits ... 
Say oh wise man how you have come to such knowledge? Because I was never ashamed to confess my ignor... 
They do have a deer out here but I haven't seen it here. I just hope the deer (will be) alright. 
If you ask men why they did a good job, they'll say, 'I'm awesome. Obviously. Why are yo... 
Having children is the greatest thing that can happen to you as a husband and wife. They are infuria... 
I think, in a lot of places, the solar panels are a badge of honor; they're trendy. If you go to... 
I have a pretty positive view of environmental activism, but I didn't know much about the ELF. A... 
What I don't understand is these people who go on the street wearing riding clothes, and they ha... 
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