I asked a member of the crew if I could have the sheets that Jon and George laid on autographed and she said no because they needed them for another skit.

We had a group picture taken with him and he also did some autographs and George signed an 'Ocean's Eleven' DVD. They're very sociable people.

Jon Stewart and George Clooney made a skit in my bed and my bedroom ... (that) will be on the Academy Awards.

You've got all my autographed balls,

I've kept scrapbooks since the 1960s, but I don't have anything that is autographed like that.

George W. Bush is always protesting that he has the fate of the world in mind and bangs on about the 'freedom-loving peoples' he's seeking to protect. I'd love to meet a freedom-hating people.