I asked him who did this, and do you know what this man told me with his last breath?

I've become a body of films, not a man, I am all those films.

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still have a perfectly clear idea of what was going on.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Some of our most exquisite murders have been domestic, performed with tenderness in simple, homey places like the kitchen table.