I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

I'm fresh after the break, I'm probably back to what I was three years or four years ago.

Take three quarts of duck's milk.