I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth

I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.

There is no heaven, there is no hell, except here on Earth.

Neither Heaven nor Hell are far from routine. The biggest danger lies in the perception of the proximity.

God created heaven on earth but man created hell.

Life is whatever you make it, a heaven or hell on earth.