I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Morals are private. Decency is public.

Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.