I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.

The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies.'

Tolerance is not infinite patience, but slain patience; patience that has lost its hope and love and has thrown in the towel.

Where God is like the sun, the Devil is like a raindrop. There is no 'God vs. Satan' because they aren't even that close in power and authority. The former is very patient; the latter is at mercy.

To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox. People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates, which takes a lifetime to perfect.

The funny thing about the heart is a soft heart is a strong heart, and a hard heart is a weak heart.