I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.

You know it's hot when the temperature is the same number as an FM radio station.

No wonder people who believe in hell endeavor to establish it on earth

No one needs Independence. We all just need tea and air conditioners.

Many people don't fear a hell after this life and that's because hell is on this earth, in this life. In this life there are many forms of hell that people walk through, sometimes for a day, sometimes for years, sometimes it doesn't end. The kind of hell that doesn't burn your skin; but burns your soul. The kind of hell that people can't see; but the flames lap at your spirit. Heaven is a place on earth, too! It's where you feel freedom, where you're not afraid. No more chains. And you hear your soul laughing.

Neither Heaven nor Hell are far from routine. The biggest danger lies in the perception of the proximity.