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I believe that engaging in the political process is part of being a good person.


Chelsea Clinton

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ANDY KOHUT Obviously, argument is a judicious act. One should be very cautious and descriminational about choos...
CHANDRABABU V.S. At the end, it's your movie and your performance that stands out. So if I am a good actor, and i...
RANBIR KAPOOR it is our belief in Africa that President Clinton is doing a good job. And I believe we should give ...
MONICA LEWINSKY Being born, especially being born a person of color, is a political act in itself.
ANDRES SERRANO a good sign that they become more involved in the political process.
NABIL SHAATH I've been to the White House and had Hilary Clinton push through the crowd to come and meet me. ...
LESLEY NICOL I love Carly Fiorina's fire; she's feisty as heck. She really seems to fearlessly take the f...
NICOLLE WALLACE You can have an interesting story about a person living an interesting life. And if it's done we...
PATRICK ROTHFUSS I believe strongly in it, because it keeps the individual involved in the political process.
BOB MARTINEZ We believe a part of the healing process is the being touched part of this and helping people relax ...
JANICE HEIN Clinton was super attuned to other people to the point where he talks about feeling other people'...
DAN PINK I believe in blues, and I believe that it's been misrepresented.
JOHN MAYER Through the years I have seen myself as a peaceful person, but the awareness of the anger is part of...
YUSEF KOMUNYAKAA I don't think that any political party should claim Jesus as being a part of a political party.
VICKY HARTZLER The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction not a destination.
CARL ROGERS I believe that life is a journey towards God, and that no one has the right to insist that you go a ...
PAT BUCKLEY I don't believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There's a part of every person that is ente...
AISHA TYLER What do I believe? As an American I believe in generosity, in liberty, in the rights of man. These a...
ADLAI STEVENSON What do I believe? As an American I believe in generosity, in liberty, in the rights of man. These a...
ADLAI E. STEVENSON We believe the political process should be inclusive.
SCOTT MCCLELLAN In the case of the FBI, I revealed that William Sessions, the FBI director, had been engaging in abu...
RONALD KESSLER I believe that sex is good and so is the body.
PAT BUCKLEY If someone has been bad to me, I believe in being good to that person. It's my way of getting ba...
MADHURI DIXIT I believe education in music, theater, dance, and the visual arts is one of the most I believe that ...
RUDOLPH W. GIULIANI To us, there's a great opportunity to communicate our activities and issues at these conventions. Th...
CHRISTOPHER PREUSS Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. Exploiting the victims of Hurricane Katrina for political cash is a disgrace, and Sen. Clinton shoul...
BRIAN NICK Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes.
YASMINE BLEETH Culture is the process by which a person becomes all that they were created capable of being.
THOMAS CARLYLE The best way to appreciate our political process is to volunteer for a campaign and support a candid...
ROB MCKENNA What Clinton did reinforced the perception that there's a lot of harm and not a lot of good to be do...
DOUGLAS BERMAN I am a part of the political process whether the multinational forces are present or not. Politics i...
MUQTADA AL SADR I believe they've done this intentionally as a strategy. They are intent upon political maneuvering....
DALE PETERSON Burning Man is such a huge part of my life and my identity. The things I believe make me a good pers...
CHELSEA TELLER If Spirituality is that you're humble in the face of forces greater than you and you believe those f...
MICHAEL J. FOX Anyone who wants to be part of the political process should adopt values that are compatible with de...
NAJIB RAZAK For Clinton, I don't see redemption. She is a corrupt political operative of the worst kind.
LAWRENCE KUDLOW I believe that Clinton is the most wicked and vile President that this nation has ever had.
RANDALL TERRY I believe Clinton needs a certain level of violence in this country,
WAYNE LAPIERRE I'm a real simple person. I believe that the Bible means what it says, and says what it means.
TAMMY FAYE BAKKER I'm a very individualistic person. That is why I don't belong to any political party or anyt...
MARJANE SATRAPI I see harm reduction as a way of engaging people as part of that path to recovery.
PAUL EHRLICH I see harm reduction as a way of engaging people as part of that path to recovery.
PAUL R. EHRLICH Ultimately, I believe the only secret to a happy marriage is choosing the right person. Life is a se...
MICHELLE PFEIFFER A large majority of Americans believe that corporations exert too much influence on our daily lives ...
JIM MCGOVERN I am in politics because of the conflict between good and evil, and I believe that in the end good w...
MARGARET THATCHER I believe that an art exhibition can be engaging, fun and deeply intellectually satisfying and serio...
JEFFREY DEITCH She wasn't bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The kind of sad that just ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY We Are All Infinite
STEPHEN CHBOSKY You can't just sit there and put everyone's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I saw other people there. Old men sitting alone. Young girls with blue eye shadow and awkward jaws. ...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE.
STEPHAN CHBOSKY Somos quienes somos por un montón de razones.Quizás nunca conozcamos la mayoría de ellas.Pero aun...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Ambos dijeron que tomara asiento y parecían hablar en serio, así que me senté.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I know these will all be stories some day, and our pictures will become old photographs. We all beco...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybewe'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st...
STHEPHEN CHBOSKY no more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop...
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I don't know the significance of this, but I find it very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY Maybe it’s sad that these are now memories. And maybe it’s not sad.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY The current staff is truly talented and dedicated. They believe individuals can change and they play...
WARDEN MELTON I am not in a position to be accurate on news analysis. But what I firmly believe is that Iranian Pr...
PAOLO GENTILONI I have never known a novel that was good enough to be good in spite of its being adapted to the auth...
EDITH WHARTON Being political is an integral part of being Iranian. Our lives are defined by politics.
SHIRIN NESHAT I still believe that, with Savoy being part of the community, it ought to be part of the MTD, ... I ...
GEORGE FRIEDMAN We expect it will be part of a process of continuing political reforms and that the flaws that were ...
SCOTT MCCLELLAN Nuclear arms is pretty scary because that could end the world. I'm more interested in that stuff...
STEPHEN DORFF But on a utilitarian level, I realize that to try to accomplish the greatest good for the greatest n...
MOBY To be lost is as legitimate a part of your process as being found.
ALEX EBERT He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself
LOIS LOWRY I think part of the message that is being sent to members of Congress and both political parties is ...
AVRIL SMITH I'm a lover and a fighter. That's what's so engaging. She is the most balanced person on that ship. ...
GINA TORRES This person interrogating you is Chelsea, by the way. Hi, Chelse.
APRILYNNE PIKE Is he really in love with you?" Chelsea asked after a long, silent moment.

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APRILYNNE PIKE I believe that art elevates humanity. I feel incredibly privileged to be part of that.
ALEXI ZENTNER I believe that freedom of speech and freedom of religion go hand-in-hand in America.
KIRK CAMERON I think that part of the ethos, the culture of a team is to kind of foster that, where a charge is a...
ADONAL FOYLE The letter from WASC is part and parcel of a process that we undergo, part of the accreditation proc...
CAROLYN TANAKA I have never known a novel that was good enough to be good in spite of its being adapted to the auth...
EDITH WHARTON I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib...
C. JOYBELL C. We believe that candidate is a glaring example of what is wrong with the system. We think the proces...
JOSEPH UNSER I believe that writing is derivative. I think good writing comes from good reading.
CHARLES KURALT Beyond that, we have no interest in being a part of what are clearly courtroom antics aimed at disru...
BARRY JOHNSON As we saw in the Queen's Speech, anti-social behaviour - a phenomenon that I believe to be a gen...
KAMAL AHMED No matter where you stand politically - even if you're unsure of what your political ideology is - i...
BRAD HENRY Acceptance is so much a part of being in love, and love can make a person exceptional
LINDA LEAMING The political process is rough and tumble by definition, and being grounded in faith in a Higher Pow...
HAKEEM JEFFRIES It is much more valuable to look for the strength in others. You can gain nothing by criticizing the...
DAISAKU IKEDA In the most important sense a creationist is a person who believes in creation, and that includes pe...
PHILLIP E. JOHNSON During times of sour or bad relationship a good person will always exhibit a pleasant character.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Your moral stance depends on what you think is being aborted. If you don't believe it to be a pe...
LOUISE MENSCH I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Clinton cost John Kerry more votes than he gained for him ...
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CHELSEA HANDLER Burning Man is such a huge part of my life and my identity. The things I believe make me a good pers...
CHELSEA TELLER I didn't wear my knee brace for the first time, so I really felt like I could move around.
CHELSEA WAGNER We're goof balls. We don't really care a whole lot about what's going on around us, as long as we're...
CHELSEA DAVIS Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you ...
CHELSEA HANDLER I read a lot of 'Nancy Drew' books as a kid and considered myself a bit of an amateur detect...
CHELSEA CAIN Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, peopl...
CHELSEA HANDLER I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite th...
CHELSEA HANDLER We play as a team. We don?t have one player. We have many players.
CHELSEA MCTIGUE Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w...
CHELSEA SEDOTI Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w...
CHELSEA SEDOTI Phew, that was a close one. I just didn't seem to be able to get any good waves. I was lucky to get ...
CHELSEA GEORGESON We were able to get them into foster homes within several hours.
CHELSEA SHERIDAN Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink ag...
CHELSEA HANDLER You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
CHELSEA HANDLER Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not inter...
CHELSEA HANDLER Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
CHELSEA HANDLER You get to learn about different cultures-the different parts of the country. The diversity is diffe...
CHELSEA COWMAN I think it's a great opportunity, especially for students who have wanted to go out of state and cou...
CHELSEA COWMAN Living such an opaque life has forced me never to take transparency, openness, and honesty for grant...
CHELSEA MANNING Don't let your characters tell you what to do. They can be pushy. Some writers say that they cre...
CHELSEA CAIN As I rebuild my life, I remind myself not to relive the past.
CHELSEA MANNING I'm really into the human interest thing. I really like regular people.
CHELSEA HANDLER FKA Twigs is stunning. She has beautiful contemporary and unique sound with an almost psychedelic vi...
CHELSEA LEYLAND I could tell the raciest things these women had ever been involved in was a co-ed game of Connect Fo...
CHELSEA HANDLER Sleep is the real beauty secret, but I don't get enough of that.
CHELSEA LEYLAND There are very few distinctions between el bueno and el malo en la prision militar. Instead of the g...
CHELSEA MANNING My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definit...
CHELSEA HANDLER I think my style is quite grungy and punky. I love the '90s and the music from that time, and I ...
CHELSEA LEYLAND The unique problem for transgender women in prison is that our health and welfare are also the respo...
CHELSEA MANNING