I believe that these events are educational.

Old men and comets have been reverenced for the same reason: their long beards, and pretenses to foretell events

This event is to inform students about safe sex and STDs.

They played Boston. They played at the Boston Tea Party and through an amazing chain of events I got to hang out with them backstage even though I was underage.

Falling ill is not something that happens to us, it is a choice we make as a result of things happening to us

This clearly has nothing to do with human agency. These dispersal events happened long before humans were around.