I called my wife and had her bring my pistol down, then I backed up to where they couldn't get out.

You didn't call about her wrists. You didn't call about your wife running off. You never called authorities.

I called my son Jett and I wanted to call my daughter Qantas but my wife wouldn't let me.

I was so despondent, wondering what I am going to do, and then the minister herself called.

Rarely do you see a pistol.

When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama