I can attest 100% that he is not gay. That's ridiculous that it even has to be said.

[As Martha Burk can attest, Johnson is not the most tender of pen pals. He blew off Wyman in a response dated Nov. 22.] Obviously I was disappointed to receive your letter, ... Although I respect your right to disagree, I must tell you that the Executive Committee unanimously adopted our present position on membership, and the overwhelming majority of our members are in complete agreement. I want you to also know that there is no timetable for the admission of women into our membership, nor do I expect there to be one in the foreseeable future. If you feel compelled to resign, we will certainly understand. I hope, however, you will continue to respect the rights of the rest of the membership.

As my wife can attest, this is my absolute favorite.

Everybody can attest to the fact that anybody in the Pac-10 can beat anybody.

not from the sublime to the ridiculous -- from the very ridiculous to simply the ridiculous.

It's almost too much of a nuisance for me. I'm not doing it again. This is ridiculous.