I can believe things that are true and things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and the Beatles and Marilyn Monroe and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen - I believe that people are perfectable, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkled lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumble bee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.
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ERNEST GAINES I believe that any art communicates what you're in the mood to receive. LARRY RIVERS I believe that all roads lead to the same place - and that is wherever all roads lead to. WILLIE NELSON I believe Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill John Kennedy. I believe that. JESSE VENTURA I believe that we all have something to share with someone else that can better someone else's l... J. R. MARTINEZ I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter. YAKOV SMIRNOFF I believe that one key to success is to accept truth, no matter how it's spoken. ROBERT KIYOSAKI I believe that when you put a smile out there, you get a smile back. HEIDI KLUM You know, I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman. CARLY FIORINA I believe that God and reality are too big for my poor words. PAT BUCKLEY I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but becaus... C. S. LEWIS Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart. ANNE FRANK Yes, I do believe in something. I believe in being warm-hearted. I believe especially in being ... D.H. LAWRENCE I believe that the way people live can be directed a little by architecture. TADAO ANDO I believe that there may well be a personal God out there - not a monotheistic God - that has got it... CLIVE SINCLAIR I believe that my parents did wonderful things for us. MADELEINE ALBRIGHT I believe that if you want to fight inequality you have to do it starting at infancy. MICHELLE BACHELET I love my country, but I believe that we are too quick to censor nudity. EVA MENDES I believe that anything in this world is fair game for a creative exercise. PETER BERG I believe that everyone should participate in democracy and enjoy doing it. DAVID STERN I believe that the open exchange of information can have a positive global impact. BIZ STONE Regardless of who you are, I believe that everybody in this country is entitled to justice. CAMERON WINKLEVOSS I won't be in gay parades - I don't think they need them. I believe in class - I believe tha... TAMMY FAYE BAKKER I believe that I often bring out the best in somebody's talents. DAVID BOWIE I believe that national sovereignties will shrink in the face of universal interdependence. JACQUES YVES COUSTEAU Every day is getting worse Do the same things and they hurt I don't know if I should cry GRACE NORWICH I believe that there may be intelligent life on other planets. PAT BUCKLEY I believe that having a spiritual life is so important in everybody's life. LOU HOLTZ Creed by Abigail Carroll, p.196-197 I believe in the life of the word, the diplomacy... SARAH ARTHUR I believe that sexism in tech is a real problem. SAM ALTMAN I believe that first impressions are very important. F. W. DE KLERK When the students are occupied, they're not juvenile delinquents. I believe that education is a ... ARLEN SPECTER In my conscience, I believe that my heart has been so oft on fire that it is absolutely vitrified. ROBERT BURNS I believe that reality TV should be called 'not reality' TV; it's fiction. HILL HARPER For in my tradition, as a Jew, I believe that whatever we receive we must share. ELIE WIESEL I believe that a parent's role is to provide a path or opportunity for their children. DAVID SOUL I believe that everyone has a story, and it is important that we encourage all students to tell thei... ERIN GRUWELL Being a vampire is not a curse. It’s a disease,” Tessa filled in. “But they still can’t ente... CASSANDRA CLARE — This world is full of trouble, umfundisi. — Who knows it better? — Yet you believ... ALAN PATON The Biggest Threat to our Democracy, Freedoms and Future is Leadership that fosters and Appeases the... MICHAEL HARRIS I believe that the whole human race is the family of God. PAT BUCKLEY I believe that my whole creative life stemmed from this magic hour under the stars on that hilltop. RUTH ST. DENIS Ontarians don't want to believe that they are small people. They want to believe that they'r... KATHLEEN WYNNE I believe in the person I want to become. I believe in the freedom of the open road. And m... LANA DEL REY I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. NANCY REAGAN I believe that you are only in control of so much. So whatever you are not in control of you can'... ELIZABETH OLSEN I believe that leaders should inspire you to be more like them. DANA PERINO I believe that voting is the first act of building a community as well as building a country. JOHN ENSIGN Because I believe that humans are computers, I conjectured that computers, like people, can have lef... PHILIP EMEAGWALI I believe that a creative career is only as good as the risks that you take with it. CATE BLANCHETT I believe that anyone can be what they want to be; it just comes down to hard work. KIESZA I don't believe that you have a work life and a home life. I believe that you have one life, and... SRIKUMAR RAO I believe that when Crazy Horse was killed, something more than a man's life was snuffed out. IAN FRAZIER I believe that the best cameraman is one who recognizes the source, the story, as the basis of his w... JAMES WONG HOWE
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NEIL GAIMAN Really, he thought, if you couldn't trust a poet to offer sensible advice, who could you trust? NEIL GAIMAN I mean, d'you know what eternity is? There's this big mountain, see, a mile high, at the end of the ... NEIL GAIMAN Adventures are all very well in their place, but there's a lot to be said for regular meals and free... NEIL GAIMAN Stories may well be lies, but they are good lies that say true things, and which can sometimes pay t... NEIL GAIMAN I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality wa... NEIL GAIMAN Proper bread was white, and pre-sliced, and tasted like almost nothing: that was the point. NEIL GAIMAN Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Some of them are things people are scared of. Some of them ar... NEIL GAIMAN Grown-ups don't look like grown-ups on the inside either. Outside, they're big and thoughtless and t... NEIL GAIMAN Books were safer than other people anyway. 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NEIL GAIMAN So I went out and bought myself a copy of the Writer and Artist Yearbook, bought lots of magazines a... NEIL GAIMAN When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. ... NEIL GAIMAN Watching you walk out of my life does not make me bitter or cynical about love. But rather makes me ... NEIL GAIMAN As I look back on all that's happened..growing up, growing together, changing you, changing me -- th... NEIL GAIMAN I miss you when something really good happens, because you are the one I want to share it with. I mi... NEIL GAIMAN Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the stronge... NEIL GAIMAN Yes I love him. I love him more than anything else in this world and there is nothing that I would l... NEIL GAIMAN To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure, bu... NEIL GAIMAN Love comes to those who still hope even though they've been disappointed, to those who still believe... NEIL GAIMAN I've noticed that being with you, I smile more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines ... NEIL GAIMAN What power would Hell have if those imprisoned there were not able to dream of Heaven? NEIL GAIMAN Anyway: I'm not blessed or merciful. I'm just me. I've got a job to do and I do it. Listen: even as ... NEIL GAIMAN The biggest difference between England and America is that England has history, while America has ge... NEIL GAIMAN Archimedes said that with a long enough lever and a solid enough place to stand, he could move the w... NEIL GAIMAN This little piggy went to Hades This little piggy stayed home This little piggy ate raw an... NEIL GAIMAN