Charlie Kaufman
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BEL KAUFMAN The dean of the American Film Institute has written that I'm one of the very few auteurs in Amer... LLOYD KAUFMAN AMIE KAUFMAN I believe that independent film making is the last frontier of creative expression available. So I&#... LLOYD KAUFMAN What's really interesting about that is that a lot of these words that were incendiary in their ... PHILIP KAUFMAN But in the early 1970s, we were not birdwatching. We were birding, and that made all the difference.... KENN KAUFMAN HERBERT KAUFMAN AMIE KAUFMAN AMIE KAUFMAN AMIE KAUFMAN There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me. ANDY KAUFMAN Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening ... when you'd have preferred to talk. -D.J. Kaufm... D.J. KAUFMAN MARGO KAUFMAN MARGO KAUFMAN MARGO KAUFMAN In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the eight hours when we stop killing each other and grat... LLOYD KAUFMAN Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs onstage for two hours and people ... ANDY KAUFMAN AMIE KAUFMAN I don't think it's something to be portrayed in a positive way down at the Oceanfront where we're tr... ADAM KAUFMAN Everybody has had labs where you can do testing. ADAM KAUFMAN The winning team recognized the attack before the other ones. You had to send e-mail to the judges t... ADAM KAUFMAN When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my... ANDY KAUFMAN Whereas European films have traditionally been able to go into adult relationships. I think there... PHILIP KAUFMAN If you're cutting corners on things, someone may blow the whistle on you. ALAN KAUFMAN A discharged employee leaves unhappy. Many people who are discharged, first thing they do is open th... ALAN KAUFMAN When we are running full out, we average around 35 million gallons (of water) a week. Annually, we c... ALEX KAUFMAN It's basically a typical eastern weather hiccup. This one definitely had some power behind it. ALEX KAUFMAN That puts a smile on my face. ALEX KAUFMAN AMIE KAUFMAN the code of a world he'd never been invited to join. ANDREW KAUFMAN I look forward to coming in and cooking everyday. It just comes naturally. ANDREW KAUFMAN When I was 30, I said 'enough of this. I decided it was time to grow up. ANDREW KAUFMAN Exchanging ideas and techniques is motivating. There's always something new to learn. ANDREW KAUFMAN There has been no global improvement on average. The average quality of governance worldwide has rem... DANIEL KAUFMAN George Bush was called a lap dog for Ronald Reagan. You have to overcome that. You have to overcome ... RON KAUFMAN I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut-or get angry fr... ANDY KAUFMAN When I perform, it's very personal. I'm sharing things I like, inviting the audience into my room. ANDY KAUFMAN My mother sent me to psychiatrists since the age of four because she didn't think little boys should... ANDY KAUFMAN I never told a joke in my life. ANDY KAUFMAN There's no drama like wrestling. ANDY KAUFMAN Eddie Beauchamp and Gordon Harrison have long served the University System of Georgia in a number of... DANIEL KAUFMAN We look forward to a long-term partnership with W. P. Carey and appreciate the flexibility this tran... BOB KAUFMAN I'm from the '60s, but no one has ever accused me of being a hippie. I never had much intere... LLOYD KAUFMAN I'm interested in stories about people as we knew them in the near-recent future. PHILIP KAUFMAN We want to offer families the opportunity to rehabilitate their communities. DAVID KAUFMAN It reinforced what we were already doing. CARYN KAUFMAN If there was any visage of bipartisanship left in this governor, I think he's just about put a nail ... GALE KAUFMAN They are always very lax about putting restrictions on violence for children's movies, which I t... PHILIP KAUFMAN We're going to get a pump here. This water is not going anywhere here. CAROLE KAUFMAN MARGO KAUFMAN I must admit, there's a little bit of 'this guy smells like a winner.' And that's aiding, I think, t... RON KAUFMAN I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry ... ANDY KAUFMAN This is not a matter of whether David Kaufman is right or wrong: It's a matter of whether the judici... DAVID KAUFMAN This is based on a presumption that they actually know what was going on in the Capitol, and they do... GALE KAUFMAN My role was to break in and crash their servers. It gave them a taste of what an attack is like. ADAM KAUFMAN There's no way to describe what I do. It's just me. ANDY KAUFMAN It makes no sense if the NCAA really wants to cease the racial stereotyping inherent in the use of N... STEPHEN KAUFMAN We live in sort of like a bowl, like a mini New Orleans, so it's a big mess. Everything is under wat... 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All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... 
Everyday somebody dies... in combat, in war in battle... in game everwhere... so far nowhere is safe... 
I'm asking God to bless you with something that unsettles you, disturbs you, and upsets you. 
Who am I? I am that. Nothing can change that. Words, intellect and concepts can never reach that. It... 
Even after the dehadhyas (the belief that 'I am the body') has gone, people will say, "I saw you eat... 
There are a lot of actors who will sit here and talk to you about characters - 'He does this, an... 
I believe that I have such a vanilla life. 
This is my fundamental teaching: that there is no division between this and that. That is contained ... 
I hope that I can maintain my skating as long as possible. 
I believe that all men and women will be saved. 
We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm. 
I believe that dogma is often evil. 
You are the ultimate freedom, peace and bliss - free from the trace of desire, fear and doubts. 
As a theist I believe that God exists and that God creates. 
I hope that memory is valued - that we do not lose memory. 
Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart. 
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill John Kennedy. I believe that. 
Nothing less than 7 inches. 
I believe in blues, and I believe that it's been misrepresented. 
I love my country, but I believe that we are too quick to censor nudity. 
I believe that eyes are very important motifs. That's something that can discern the peace and l... 
I try to get roles that challenge me in what I can do and who I think I can portray. For me, it'... 
The road will be one long, I'm sure at that. So far the real friends are few, but few more challange... 
I believe that, as long as there is plenty, poverty is evil. 
I believe that vinyl will outlast CDs. 
I believe that when things are easy, people stay dormant. 
I believe that sovereignty is the twin sister of democracy. If there's no sovereignty, there'... 
I believe that each of us comes from the Creator trailing wisps of glory. 
I believe that government is the servant of the people and not their master. 
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I believe that we all have something to share with someone else that can better someone else's l... 
I'm just going to say I'm not gay. I really, really like women. That's all I can really ... 
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Doing stuff that I don't have to talk about because I'm not in a public company is fantastic... 
What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk lik... 
I believe that the dissolution of a marriage comes about by the breaking down of self-esteem. 
Some people really trip on success or popularity. My friends would talk to me about that, about trip... 
Things that break - be they bones, hearts, or promises - can be put back together but will never rea... 
When people talk about the '60s I never think that was me there. It was me and I was in it, but ... 
That's how you know you really trust someone, I think; when you don't have to talk all the time to m... 
There are roles I have said no to, but for different reasons. And, I never talk about those because ... 
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I love the game, it's the greatest game on earth, that's why I can't understand all of t... 
I believe that a child going without an education is a crime. 
I believe that what we call beautiful is generally a by-product. 
I believe that all roads lead to the same place - and that is wherever all roads lead to. 
I believe that the death penalty is an effective penalty. 
I believe that whatever comes at a particular time is a blessing from God. 
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked. 
I believe that everything has a shelf life. 
I believe that the greatest form of prayer is praise to God. 
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I believe that my parents did wonderful things for us. 
I like all kinds of comedy. I like comedy that doesn't talk about real beliefs or serious though... 
All my characters are me. I'm not a good enough actor to become a character. I hear about actors... 
I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to 'make them a... 
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Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ig... 
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Only things the dreamers make live on. They are the eternal conquerors. 
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I am frequently underestimated. I think it's because I'm short. 
I should have told you I loved you every day. I should have given you the stars. 
I once complained to my father that I didn't seem to be able to do things the same way other people ... 