I can tolerate his company for about half an hour. After that I am not responsible for the things I say!

to whom it may concern: please phone me for appointments when you want to see me. I will not answer unsolicited knocks upon the door. I need time to do my work. I will not allow you to murder my work. please understand that what keeps me alive will make me a better person toward and for you when we finally meet under easy and unstrained conditions.

He had an incredible sense of humor.

People in real life don't get ballplayers' humor, the way we talk in the clubhouse.

How can someone ask you to show your full potential when their actions bring out the worst in you.For everytime you decieve me is a negitive reaction, therefore dont expect to see a action you dont deserve.

If you mess with an asshole enough you're bound to get some shit.