I can't deal with high maintenance chicks.

I'm not high maintenance.

I'm high maintenance, but I'm worth it.

I've always been a little high maintenance. I'm, like, upper-middle-class maintenance.

I'm not high maintenance, and I'm not into a highly manicured man. I don't want to see a lot of hair product.

There is no such thing as low maintenance or high maintenance, just a bunch of women hoping for a capable mechanic.