I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

I was told they had a different kind of relationship -- platonic, but affectionate.

I remember being at the premiere of 'Beverly Hills Cop II' and the tremendous reaction from the crowd outside, then going to a party at a hotel afterwards where the speakers were blasting 'Shakedown,' a song from the movie. That felt like a show biz moment to me.

When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters.

I've never understood people who say they're not a practicing Jew. You never hear a black guy say he's not a practicing African-American. What does it even mean?