I call myself a 'domestic goddess.'.
ROSANNE BARR I'd get married again. But only to a lesbian.
ROSANNE BARR My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no more war. Just a grea...
ROSANNE BARR I am so sick of reading about another car bomb, another suicide bomber, another 10, 20, 30, 70, 100 ...
ROSANNE CASH Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of lo...
ROSANNE CASH It is the people who scream the loudest about America and Freedom who see to be the most intolerant ...
ROSANNE CASH The key to change... is to let go of fear.
ROSANNE CASH They can't hurt you unless you let them.
ROSANNE CASH If a relationship is founded on love it doesn't end.
ROSANNE CASH War is idiocy. We live on a small, small planet, and what we do to others is what we do to ourselves...
ROSANNE CASH My record label is treating me like I'm a new artist, which is exciting after all this time.
ROSANNE CASH In normal circumstances, you would be allowed the time to process your grief and then to get some di...
ROSANNE CASH I'm not the first person to make an album about death; I'm not even the first person in my family, R...
ROSANNE CASH I think it is wrong that we went against The U.N. and that we have alienated our allies and invaded ...
ROSANNE CASH Though there are some prices that are declining, in fact deflation means most prices are declining a...
ROSANNE CAHN I choose not to give energy to the emotions of revenge, hatred or the desire to subjugate.
ROSANNE CASH Manufacturers are still selling a lot in the United States but their lack of pricing power in the to...
ROSANNE CAHN Kindness is always fashionable, and always welcome.
AMELIA BARR The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
AMELIA BARR The 2011 riots in England, which left five dead and caused more than $300 million in property damage...
BOB BARR Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap pap...
ROSEANNE BARR Guys always think tears are a sign of weakness. They’re a sign of FRUSTRATION. She’s only crying...
DONNA BARR As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then he...
ROSEANNE BARR Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can be...
ROSEANNE BARR The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
ROSEANNE BARR Unfortunately, most gun control advocates are not really interested in rational debate, and their po...
BOB BARR Despite two decisions, in 2008 and 2010, by the U.S. Supreme Court unequivocally affirming that the ...
BOB BARR Iran is not a make-believe country. It is a real country populated by some 75 million people - real ...
BOB BARR Taking privacy cues from the federal government is - to say the least - ironic, considering today...
BOB BARR Looking down the road, space exploration and the benefits it yields - in medicine and information te...
BOB BARR Chicago is known for good steaks, expensive stores and beautiful architecture. Unfortunately, the Wi...
BOB BARR It's not a gun control problem; it's a cultural control problem.
BOB BARR Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, ga...
ROSEANNE BARR Food is a huge passion of mine, and because I want to eat whatever I want, I run every morning, and ...
MATT BARR I know my husband really loves me because he takes me to have ribs. He says I'm the only girl he...
JULIA BARR The seemingly omnipresent storm clouds hanging over the Constitution often make it hard to find a si...
BOB BARR The move to tax Internet sales, clothed as a 'fairness' issue, is the typical 'wolf-in-s...
BOB BARR I'm tired of watching as men destroy all the world. Everything used to be beautiful when women w...
ROSEANNE BARR The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
ROSEANNE BARR There are no little events in life, those we think of no consequence may be full of fate, and it is ...
AMELIA BARR Spiritual favors are not always to be looked for, and not always to be relied on.
AMELIA BARR This world is run with far too tight a rein for luck to interfere. Fortune sells her wares; she neve...
AMELIA BARR Whatever the scientists may say, if we take the supernatural out of life, we leave only the unnatura...
AMELIA BARR Human relations are built on feeling, not on reason or knowledge. And feeling is not an exact scienc...
AMELIA BARR The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much
AMELIA BARR Solitude is such a potential thing. We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmo...
AMELIA BARR It is always the simple that produces the marvelous.
AMELIA BARR The great difference between voyages rests not with the ships, but with the people you meet on them.
AMELIA BARR Kindness is always fashionable.
AMELIA BARR . . . solitude is such a potential thing. We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry an...
AMELIA BARR We came out intense and aggressive, ... That was one of the best first quarters I've seen from an Io...
ANDY BARR I thought our girls did a great job of defending five, six, seven passes all night long. It is a cre...
ANDY BARR I thought our girls did a great job of defending five, six, seven passes all night long, ... It is a...
ANDY BARR They really slow it down offensively. They'll push the ball if they get a break, great. If not, they...
ANDY BARR It just shows how unselfish a player she is, ... She cares about the team's success more than her ow...
ANDY BARR Accepting federal funding undermines state sovereignty as states become beholden to federal requirem...
BOB BARR Organizations worried about the potential for e-voting problems have long-advocated for audit proced...
BOB BARR The average American returning from a trip abroad likely - and understandably - assumes the contents...
BOB BARR Everything that's written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, lik...
ROSEANNE BARR That is the great mistake about the affections. It is not the rise and fall of empires, the birth an...
AMELIA BARR My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater e...
ROSEANNE BARR It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it.
AMELIA BARR Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to...
ROSEANNE BARR We are witnessing nothing less than symptoms of a cancer on the American presidency. If we fail to r...
BOB BARR obstructed a law enforcement investigation and otherwise engaged in behavior in violation of the Rul...
BOB BARR As Rome burned, Nero fiddled, ... ... The flames of hedonism, the flames of narcissism, the flames ...
BOB BARR I believe he should resign rather than bring further discredit on the House of Representatives,
BOB BARR If in fact the U.N. through this effort ... moves in that direction, then I think it will make it mo...
BOB BARR There was no consistent message with regard to impeachment.
BOB BARR What prompted me was we finally have two governors (Napolitano and New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson )...
BOB BARR (The ruling is) certainly not going to have any effect on the inquiry of impeachment.
BOB BARR We are in fact moving rapidly toward having a national ID, something which bothers me greatly. We've...
BOB BARR I think this creates further a credibility gap for the government, and it is certainly fortuitous th...
BOB BARR Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are...
ROSEANNE BARR My sister was drowning in the ocean once, and my brother and I dove in and saved her. True story. Sh...
MATT BARR A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. An...
ROSEANNE BARR Going to war against Iran - whether one calls such a move 'surgical' or 'total' - wo...
BOB BARR Now, national conventions are largely an excuse for companies and party leaders to throw parties for...
BOB BARR Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are...
ROSEANNE BARR It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
ROSEANNE BARR Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
ROSEANNE BARR I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.
ROSEANNE BARR Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I c...
ROSEANNE BARR The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and sc...
ROSEANNE BARR The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
ROSEANNE BARR I know how to do anything - I'm a mom.
ROSEANNE BARR I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic God...
ROSEANNE BARR I always had a dissociative disorder. But I healed from it over the course of 14 years of big-time t...
ROSEANNE BARR Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month I can b...
ROSEANNE BARR In a single generation, the Internet has given to virtually every person on the face of the earth th...
BOB BARR Firearms manufacturers usually find themselves playing defense.
BOB BARR In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."
ROSEANNE BARR Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feelin...
ROSEANNE BARR It is not just software glitches and corrupted memory cards that should be on the minds of election ...
BOB BARR Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a Cali...
ROSEANNE BARR I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to t...
ROSEANNE BARR As Rome burned, Nero fiddled, ... ... The flames of hedonism, the flames of narcissism, the flames o...
BOB BARR You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from try...
ROSEANNE BARR I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer...
ROSEANNE BARR No contemporary poet has brought so much lived experience into such formally perfect poems as Richar...
JOHN BARR We are confident that the merger authorities will conclude that this merger is unlawful and cannot g...
WILLIAM BARR TV family sitcoms have always been about fathers who know best and mothers who are so enchanted with...
ROSEANNE BARR When conducted with proper preparation, and in a focused and professional manner, oversight of execu...
BOB BARR My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
ROSEANNE BARR I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?
ROSEANNE BARR I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're s...
ROSEANNE BARR The legal principle placing the burden of proof on accusers rather than the accused can be traced ba...
BOB BARR I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.
ROSEANNE BARR The waves were coming over the boat and it was cold and very wet.
JIM BARR It is little men know of women; their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem.
AMELIA BARR All changes are more or less tinged with melancholy, for what we are leaving behind is part of ourse...
AMELIA BARR Coming away from that with zero points really hurt. Then we got the football to start the second hal...
CRAIG BARR We'll see how these go, and if demand is high, we'll start offering our semester long classes in the...
AMY BARR Our current learners come from a wide variety of backgrounds. We've got students from the home schoo...
AMY BARR I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people la...
ROSEANNE BARR People and organizations other than doctors increasingly are assuming power to decide which medicati...
BOB BARR I realized that while we may not be able to donate as much as we would have liked if we had not been...
YVETTE BARR I think he's very open, ... He seems to weigh any given proposal on its merits.
JAMES BARR They were grabbing and holding Jones' jersey all night long, but then we got the offensive (penalty)...
CRAIG BARR Presidential and vice-presidential debates are not about campaign staff or consultants, and it is hi...
BOB BARR It is high time for some congressional oversight backbone.
BOB BARR I want to say that nobody accuses their parents of abusing them without justification to do that. I ...
ROSEANNE BARR There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a m...
ROSEANNE BARR Know how to do anything - I’m a mom
ROSEANNE BARR As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then he...
ROSEANNE BARR ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orle...
ROSEANNE BARR Excuse the mess but we live here.
ROSEANNE BARR They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher.
ROSEANNE BARR That's definitely the most modern dance-like piece. She used a lot of partnering and creating fantas...
AMY BARR To have 100 percent efficacy is something that you have very rarely. We're breaking out the champagn...
ELIAV BARR Know how to do anything - I’m a mom
ROSEANNE BARR If you give David Bolland five seconds in the slot like that, he's probably going to get off a prett...
DAVE BARR A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. An...
ROSEANNE BARR I call myself a 'domestic goddess
ROSEANNE BARR Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling fe...
ROSEANNE BARR My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pant...
ROSEANNE BARR The numbers just weren't there this evening,
BOB BARR the current team, I don't think, will remain nor should it.
BOB BARR that's not a decision that has been conveyed to us with any finality by the chairman ... I'm confide...
BOB BARR I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on
ROSEANNE BARR But what do we know of the heart nearest to our own? What do we know of our own heart?
AMELIA BARR I think one of the best ways to learn about gardening is to visit gardens.
BRIAN BARR This agreement validates our strategy to create a large and diverse development portfolio across the...
BRIAN BARR Courts have long recognized the federal government's robust power to inspect people and goods en...
BOB BARR I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
ROSEANNE BARR Excuse the mess, but we live here.
ROSEANNE BARR That’s the thing about living on the earth – we humans can make all sorts of decisions and plans...
HEIDI BARR There is no other place that we have where we can use live fire as we do in Vieques. That would put ...
BOB BARR We've accomplished, as a team, more than many other members -- probably most other members of the Co...
BOB BARR It is difficult, if not impossible, to argue that laws written in the 1970s are adequate for today's...
BOB BARR Now, members of Congress will vote on a final conference report knowing that the FBI has in fact bee...
BOB BARR We've accomplished, as a team, more than many members.
BOB BARR GTE must be in a position, if necessary, to vindicate its rights and ensure that all its concerns ha...
WILLIAM BARR Our board is kind of absorbing and digesting where we are now, and what the Legislature has been dis...
GREG BARR I love that record, it's a classic. It's one of those songs that if you hear it when you're having a...
BILL BARR I even mentioned it would only be right if we had a school named after him and he said no.
BILL BARR He's an amazing man. Here is a man of unbelievable character... who has his ideals and philosophies ...
BILL BARR At some point, there may be a reason, but they need to say why they need to be on at this time.
BILL BARR We need to find out what they want.
BILL BARR The venue will continue to evolve and get more shows. You've got a market that was not a concert mar...
BILL BARR There was a period of time prior to the restoration, when shows were run by Venue Tech, they pretty ...
BILL BARR The market had been pretty much undernourished and never really fully developed. A lot of the concer...
BILL BARR One argument any local board would use is the state cannot dictate what federal money can be used fo...
BILL BARR On the surface, saying we should spend 65 percent in the classroom, I don't think anyone would argue...
BILL BARR The young man went to India, where he was drowned. As there is no mystery in this matter, it may as ...
ROBERT BARR I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
ROSEANNE BARR I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all wo...
ROSEANNE BARR I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people...that's why I don't like any of them.
ROSEANNE BARR Our principal, Bernard Rogers, approved the project after I presented him with the outline of what, ...
YVETTE BARR We're breaking out the champagne.
ELIAV BARR I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
ROSEANNE BARR There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mo...
ROSEANNE BARR The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
ROSEANNE BARR I was completely nuts for most of my life.
ROSEANNE BARR I am so sad. She was a great person and a genius to work with. We will all miss her.
ROSEANNE BARR That would be a good outcome in a migraine drug trial.
JOHN BARR We do believe the issues cited were very minor, and I think the fine is probably an indication of th...
WENDEL BARR As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then he...
ROSEANNE BARR Events that are predestined require but little management. They manage themselves. They slip into pl...
AMELIA BARR Loss is a knife, constantly cutting, but over time the blade dulls, and the cuts aren't as sharp. It...
SHANE BARR The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
ROSEANNE BARR For far too long the American public and business sector have kept their silence as civil liberties ...
BOB BARR With renunciation life begins.
AMELIA BARR You kind of restructure your whole personality to be in a healthy relationship.
ROSEANNE BARR I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone.
ROSEANNE BARR I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this oppo...
ROSEANNE BARR Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos...
ROSEANNE BARR I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I ...
ROSEANNE BARR I don't have a directorial overview, which sometimes is very helpful.
JULIA BARR They've got a good cushion of capital there.
DAVID BARR Judaism is one of the last of the world's matrilineal philosophies. Matriarchies are always the ...
ROSEANNE BARR Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a...
ROSEANNE BARR Old age is the verdict of life.
AMELIA BARR 'The Notebook' wrecks me! I cry like a 6-year-old girl at the end.
MATT BARR I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.
ROSEANNE BARR Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice never attacks a nation that can defend itself...
ROSEANNE BARR The nature of the epidemic this year shows that it cannot be left for chance that the cases will not...
EIMAR BARR And there?s still room to grow the show.
EILEEN BARR It?s another successful year for us.
EILEEN BARR It's really an important finding because cervical cancer and high-grade pre-cancers are really such ...
ELIAV BARR