I can't go back because I lost all my Soul Reaper powers! - Rukia
You lost your powers? What are they, socks? - Ichigo

BE QUIET!!...What do you want...? I was in the middle of saying something nice...

You just noticed? You're slow...

Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!!

Rukia: Wha--wha'd you say? A rescuer isn't supposed to ignore the rescuee!

Ichigo: Yeah? And what kind of rescuee complains about the rescue!? Why don't you go sit in a corner and tremble in fear and cry out "Save me! Save me!" like you're supposed to?!

Rukia: I do not need saving, and I do NOT tremble!

There we go again, old men and their stupid arguments. What a pain.
~Toshiro Hitsugaya

Ah, Kurosaki, I see you've finally realized the importance of a cape.
~Uryu Ishida