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I can't help but laugh into my next sip of water. For the first time, mine doesn't seem so bad.

"I don't know why you're fucking laughing. You have a girl's name and no middle name.


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ANDY RITCHIE It's not easy to strap yourself down to a desk and bash on a keyboard when you know you can dire...
GUY RITCHIE If a ballet dancer falls over, it's knowing how to get out looking clumsy that counts.
RITCHIE BLACKMORE The English countryside is the most staggeringly beautiful place. I can't spend as much time the...
GUY RITCHIE I don't put myself on Jeff Beck's level, but I can relate to him when he says he'd rathe...
RITCHIE BLACKMORE I can turn on some jazz guitarist, and he won't do a thing for me, if he's not playing elect...
RITCHIE BLACKMORE What I liked about American movies when I was a kid was that they're sort of larger than life an...
GUY RITCHIE They used to complain at school that I looked out of the window for long periods of time - that sums...
RITCHIE BLACKMORE At the same time, much of it seems to have to do with recreating things we or others had already don...
DENNIS RITCHIE We're too old and too mature to fight. Fighting's not necessary.
BRIAN RITCHIE In the '80s, bands could just hop on the bus and travel for a few weeks; it was profitable. Now, eve...
BRIAN RITCHIE I bet some of them are shocked when they come to our shows and see a bunch of fat old guys on stage....
BRIAN RITCHIE When I was growing up there weren't any bands who'd been around for 25 years â€Ã...
BRIAN RITCHIE When I was growing up there weren't any bands who'd been around for 25 years the Rolling Stones had ...
BRIAN RITCHIE For infrastructure technology, C will be hard to displace.
DENNIS RITCHIE The kind of programming that C provides will probably remain similar absolutely or slowly decline in...
DENNIS RITCHIE My principal job is to make interesting and entertaining films, and I'm not proud of which forma...
GUY RITCHIE Playing a Fender is an art itself. They're always going out of tune.
RITCHIE BLACKMORE I'm not under too much of an illusion of how smart or un-smart I am because filmmaking ultimatel...
GUY RITCHIE I'm a vested veteran, so that kind of slowed things up.
JON RITCHIE My work was fairly theoretical. It was in recursive function theory. And in particular, hierarchies ...
DENNIS RITCHIE I'll be going to the granddaddy of the Los Angeles theaters.
MICHAEL RITCHIE We need and want and articulate to Tony to be aggressive, because that really helps our team. We kee...
RITCHIE MCKAY Those results came out as we expected them to. The girls are certainly more willing to do the work, ...
CARLA RITCHIE I'm stunned. From the get-go, we weren't on. It was shocking.
JON RITCHIE I got into film-making because I was interested in making entertaining movies, which I felt there wa...
GUY RITCHIE A new release of Plan 9 happened in June, and at about the same time a new release of the Inferno sy...
DENNIS RITCHIE I can't recall any difficulty in making the C language definition completely open - any discussi...
DENNIS RITCHIE I'm just an observer of Java, and where Microsoft wants to go with C# is too early to tell.
DENNIS RITCHIE C++ and Java, say, are presumably growing faster than plain C, but I bet C will still be around.
DENNIS RITCHIE After Lock, Stock, all these really nasty small town characters came knocking at my door trying to t...
GUY RITCHIE I like leaping around on stage as long as it's done with class. None of this jumping up in the a...
RITCHIE BLACKMORE I'm not politically motivated. I used to be - passionately. I used to be very Left wing. Then I ...
GUY RITCHIE There's been a big spur in downtown development with new business, restaurants and a lot of loft...
MICHAEL RITCHIE Over the past several years, I've been more in a managerial role.
DENNIS RITCHIE We are not that flash, me or the missus. In fact, we are quite low-maintenance.
GUY RITCHIE I may go back in there, but I will never take my purse. I'll stick my ATM card in my pocket.
BETTY RITCHIE I was tired, I wasn't gonna let anybody steal my purse. I held on for a while until he dragged me an...
BETTY RITCHIE The guy came down the aisle, looked me in the face and went by me. I kept looking for the cookies I ...
BETTY RITCHIE It was explicitly understood that the video would remain at all times the private property of Mr. St...
ROBERT RITCHIE I think it's a great shame they are suing a group of people who put all the profits of the event bac...
IAN RITCHIE I probably have 4,000 shirts. I'm totally ready for next year.
KURT RITCHIE I'm not a person who particularly had heros when growing up.
DENNIS RITCHIE We really didn't buy it thinking we'd have this enormous investment,
DENNIS RITCHIE I criticize my own work pretty harshly.
RITCHIE BLACKMORE The visible things that have come from the group have been the Plan 9 system and Inferno, but I hast...
DENNIS RITCHIE Brad [Pitt], poor geezer, was blown up, thrown around, burned, slapped, frozen. But never a moan or ...
GUY RITCHIE I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife [Madonna]. That's even why I married ...
GUY RITCHIE The critics have been harsh all the way through my career but it doesn't affect me.
GUY RITCHIE We're not unique. We're quite volatile as individuals, but that doesn't work exponentially when we a...
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