I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!

Maybe then I can finish my book.

- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"- "On a weekend?"- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."