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I can't wait for the award ceremony where Ken is going to give himself an award. We'll see if this is the start of 75 consecutive victories.


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RUSSELL ALLEN No award system was in place for women to receive actual letters through The Ohio State University a...
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JOYCE GIOIA This is quite an honor, this Community Spirit Award. I think the Governor?s Award carries with it a ...
JANE JAMES Our focus at Gray Ghost is to make the highest quality wines possible. Receiving the 'Best of the Ea...
AL KELLERT An award means a lot to me. It brings happiness along with a kind of fear. It brings fear because th...
SHREYA GHOSHAL If she doesn't get an Academy Award nomination, I will kill myself.
STEVE MARTIN I was like, 'We're going to get nominated for an Academy Award for this.' I really was, ... I even t...
TREY PARKER Frankly, I would never accept an award from Vladimir Putin because then you kind of give some creden...
JOHN MCCAIN The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
BEN OAK At these award shows, I love to see what people are going to wear.
MARY HART He's one of a kind. I don't know of any other offensive lineman who can start only seven games in hi...
JASON MCENDOO We are thrilled to see that the Government of Ontario has created such a generous award for the prov...
ALBERT SCHULTZ This is one of the better honors I've ever been honored with. This award is more of a lifetime achie...
ALTON ADAMS Well, it was the beginning of my film career. It was amazing to me that I got nominated for an Acade...
SALLY KELLERMAN A new kind of award has been added -- the deathbed award. It is not an award of any kind. Either the...
MARLENE DIETRICH The big issue is award availability. Whenever you have a capacity reduction, that inevitably transla...
TIM WINSHIP Instead of probably redeeming an award next time going to L.A. or New York or Dallas, you'll probabl...
RANDY PETERSEN This award is long overdue.
BARBARA PERRY That's it really; it's all love, whichever way you look at it, it's all love. How much you can Get f...
GEORGE HARRISON Consideration for this award is a privilege and having been granted this award is extremely humbling...
DAN JONES WikiLeaks is a service to the population. Assange should get an award for - presidential medal of ho...
NOAM CHOMSKY This is an important milestone for the Bobby Dodd Coach of the Year Foundation. It is the first time...
GEORGE MORRIS A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had...
KATHY GRIFFIN I faced Chris Carpenter in my last start, and he's probably going to win the Cy Young Award, so it d...
IAN SNELL I was very honored to even be nominated for this award, let alone be named second for the Rotary Edu...
LYNNLEA HOLDMAN I feel like regardless of whether or not I win this award or I win that award or I don't win thi...
SAM BRADFORD I'm not aiming for an Academy Award.
ANDIE MACDOWELL It was a good race, I gave it all I got. I'm very pleased. (The AAA) is a great award to have, anoth...
JASON MCLAUGHLIN The Academy is very specific about what they will award it for. I guess we had the right mix of prog...
MARCIE GOODMAN An Academy Award nomination is stuff dreams are made of.
SHARMEEN OBAID-CHINOY Only in summer-phase is it carnivorous.”

If there was an award for understatement, I th...
C.S. FRIEDMAN I've never won an MVP award before. I'll remember this day for the rest of my life.
MARCOS BALLADARES This isn't just an award to David Trimble and myself. It's an award to all the people of Northern Ir...
JOHN HUME Receiving the Toby award for both a Class A building an an entire park is an exceptional honor.
HEATHER JOHNSON The award is important in order to bring people to the movie theater. That's the only principle ...
JAVIER BARDEM If we don't go any further than we are right now, it is an extreme award for Story County.
AL HAHN I won an Academy Award for 'The Cider House Rules,' playing an American.
MICHAEL CAINE I call it the 'Whoever Will Show Up Award.'
HAROLD RAMIS She's deserving of it. She had a pretty good year. We're happy for her because any award is really a...
GORDY PRESNELL If it was a Golden Fleece Award back in the '60s and '70s, I think it's a Golden Flock Award today.
ALAN SCHLESINGER This is not an award that is given out on the basis of a couple of laudatory nomination paragraphs. ...
TOM COLLIER The fear of God is the only cure for the fear of people.
CRAIG GROESCHEL If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
ANONYMOUS Wes Anderson deserves an award for sheer persistence of vision.
EDGAR WRIGHT The salary of the chief executive of a large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It i...
JOHN KENNETH GALBRAITH I see it as an award for Forsyth County and North Carolina and for all the foster parents and adopti...
BRENDA BALL Please be SILENT and LISTEN.
I am the SCHOOLMASTER
and you are in the CLASSROOM.
Just...
PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH I faced Chris Carpenter in my last start, and he's probably going to win the Cy Young Award, so it d...
IAN SNELL It's the highest award you can receive in the council. Basically Dave is very deserving of the award...
JEFF ANDERSON To have this award is just an awesome, positive event for the city, ... It helps to bring the commun...
BARBARA KELLY To me this award is about our people and our company.
RICHARD ADAMS This is indeed the greatest award for one to receive. It shows that the contribution I have made to ...
LUCAS RADEBE Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick...
MICHAEL CAINE I remember I got an ALMA award for an actor being on three shows simultaneously.
IAN GOMEZ I won the Melody Maker award for vocalist of the year.
CHRISTINE MCVIE Stop spending money to be nominated for worthless awards with no substance and no worth to your care...
LOREN WEISMAN I see this award as a very powerful endorsement of the peace process ... because it underlines massi...
JOHN HUME This is the first 'Don of Sports' award dinner. I thought it would be nice to acknowledge these peop...
DON FIGARELLI (The award) breaks the stereotypes Colorado has of Greeks in Colorado and at CSU. Greeks should be r...
MELANIE HUNTRODS What's the rush? This is a 75-year commitment and we're going to give it serious discussion in less ...
TODD SPENCER The Customer Service Legend Award is a long-standing tradition at Alaska Airlines. Recipients person...
BILL AYER The greatest award is doing something you're proud of.
LOUIS SACHAR I love to cook. I make an award-winning turkey chili.
JOELY FISHER This award comes at a particularly nice time as the Heartbreakers and I go into the thirtieth year o...
TOM PETTY This award comes at a particularly nice time, as the Heartbreakers and I go into the 30th year of ou...
TOM PETTY When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.
JACK NICHOLSON The Heisman is the biggest award I've ever won.
BARRY SANDERS I am delighted to have won the award, but believe it is a tribute to the team and indeed the backroo...
DERYN BRACE The IMPAC is a terribly important award.
DAVID BERGEN I'm delighted to get this award.
ALEX GIBNEY These centers have gotten smarter over the years. They are turning victories that would have just be...
JENNIFER GORDON Manheim is proud to sponsor the Automotive Woman of the Year Award.
DEAN EISNER It is a great honor for me to be presented the award by Mikhail Gorbachev and also to be acknowledge...
TERI HATCHER But she wasn't up for any award this year.
JUSTIN CHILDERS I feel honored to represent my team for the Shaw award,
GEOFFREY MARCY Nicolas Cage is the best for taking the role of character Joker. He is pretty damn good at jokes!
DEYTH BANGER I had a really good year, but I never expected I'd get an award like this.
HANSEN WOODRUFF This is going to be an interesting challenge for both sides, playing the same opponent in seven cons...
MARVAN ATAPATTU I think it is an important award because no one can judge soccer better than the players themselves,
RONALDINHO To receive this award from an organization I admire so much makes me totally happy and grateful.
JAMES WELCH We are really grateful for this award. When you see the before and after pictures of the center, it'...
EMILY GROOME I think the only time individual awards really impress upon you as a kid is when you get to share th...
GENO AURIEMMA This portends really well for the future, ... Unless George Bush reverses his polices and reaches to...
CHUCK SCHUMER The Eleanor Roosevelt Award that I received for women's rights activities is one I treasure.
PATTY DUKE I was hoping he would at least win an award of excellence.
BARBARA CAWLEY I am thrilled and humbled to be on the award list as well — in such distinguished company.
DICK GOSS To come home with an Award of Merit was wonderful...especially for being the breeder, trainer and ha...
GAIL TORACINTA The award is somewhat problematic for us because we are not greedy for money. For us, this has been ...
FIREFIGHTER DAVID CUMMINS If 'The Godfather' gets an award, does that mean the academy endorses the Mafia or the violence asso...
AMIR HAREL The 'What's the point award' is the same concept.
DEB TRINE There could not be a better recipient for this award.
JANE THORNE The U.S. Olympic spirit award is an award that is given to an athlete who embodies the Olympic spiri...
BRIAN BOITANO This is not one person's award. This is a reflection of all the coaches, management and players who ...
JOE AUGUSTINE The monument will become the dominant feature on the square. Instead of looking like sad, 1970s Time...
JEFFREY KATZ This award is a great way to recognize the quality of student athletes who are wrestling in the U.P....
ANDY SKEWIS The response to this new Emmy Award has been phenomenal.
PETER PRICE As artists, we do the work that we do. Receiving an award or not receiving an award in no way dimini...
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