Jon Stewart
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It is clear they have an agricultural s... KENT CONRAD I had been living in Ohio in my own house with my own life when my marriage abruptly came to an end.... ISABEL GILLIES I have kept a diary, WITHNAIL AND I SARAH JESSICA PARKER I took my old Carnation Milk truck. It was my favorite toy, but then some of my friends came to scho... DAVID REED Jon Stewart and George Clooney made a skit in my bed and my bedroom ... (that) will be on the Academ... DORIS PINTER Every dog and cat in the neighborhood is getting killed one-by-one, and it's really not an exaggerat... CHARLES NEWMAN I can buy my hunting and fishing license online without an extra charge. I can renew my registration... BRENT EDISON STEVE ERICKSON They had the momentum of the game going their way. I have to give them a ton of credit ... we gave t... TY GRIFFITH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN PATRICK WILSON SHORT QUOTES KURT VONNEGUT I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye. BAS RUTTEN BARBARA CORCORAN ANGELA MERKEL I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at ... CARROT TOP When I was 7, an old lady was driving too fast in my neighborhood and hit me with her car. I was run... RUTINA WESLEY For me it always comes down to what is a good song and I'm very old fashioned in the way that I ... MARC ALMOND I knew I had an old, cold, drafty house, ... But what they told me is where I made investments weren... ELIZABETH MAY CHARLES DICKENS I wanted the musical continuity we could achieve with a house band, and I also wanted thematic conti... LEO SACKS I escaped to New York, and then L.A., but when I dream of home, I still dream of my old house in Hol... LORENE SCAFARIA TONY HAWK ZOOEY DESCHANEL My family and I survived Hurricane Katrina in 2005; we left my grandmother's flooding house, wer... JESMYN WARD As I think about his leadership, I think of the courage it took for our commander in chief to land o... BERNARD KERIK PRINCE OF WALES CHARLES In college, my friend Melanie and I used to have weekly Jimmy Stewart viewings, and 'Harvey'... RICH SOMMER I do not believe in subsidizing old-fashioned industries and an artificial prolongation of non-compe... ANDERS FOGH RASMUSSEN COLIN KAEPERNICK Everyone in my family is an artist. Both my parents are painters and my mom's an opera singer. I... ALEKSA PALLADINO I made my money the old-fashioned way; I inherited it. I think that's a great thing to do. JOHN RAESE ALAN FURST For me it always comes down to what is a good song and I'm very old fashioned in the way that I like... MARC ALMOND STEPHEN COLBERT SUSANNA CLARKE COLLEEN HOUCK FERNANDO BOTERO DOLLY PARTON NADINE GORDIMER I wanted to write an adventure in the old-fashioned way, something to which I could apply the adject... CHRIS WOODING EMMA STONE There was an undercurrent of poverty throughout my childhood. We lived with my grandmother in her tw... BERNARD HILL My family took me to church when I was like 4 years old, and I had to be in a pageant, and I was pla... DAVID WALTON Our relationship, musically and friendship-wise, came to a halt for a couple of years, ... Slowly th... KEN STRINGFELLOW I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he&... NORM MACDONALD Thus saith the Lord GOD; When I shall have gathered the house of Israel from the people among whom t... BIBLE PARIS HILTON HENRY KRAVIS I absolutely adore cows. They're the most fascinating, gentle and beautiful animals. Their eyes ... MARY QUANT It's one of my biggest hobbies. I started when I was 8 years old. Then I went to music high school i... BERNIE WILLIAMS Since I was 8 months old, till I was 12, I did commercials and ads and cute little stuff for kids. T... BAR REFAELI NIGEL HAMILTON I've been told my work is old fashioned, in a good way. Now that all my kids are growing up and leav... JANE CHOC MITT ROMNEY I went to the Utah state database looking for information on my neighborhood, and I couldn't find wh... MARK OLSEN Something baked. Chicken or fish or pork. I have to take care of myself, eat like a guy in my 40s --... RAY BROWN I always love the soapy conflicts between somebody's family of origin and their new family - ... JILL SOLOWAY FRANCESCA ANNIS FRANCESCA ANNIS OMAR KHAYYAM RALPH WALDO EMERSON WILL CARLETON BENAZIR BHUTTO When 'The Pacific' came around, I had to audition the old-fashioned way. It was the casting ... JOSEPH MAZZELLO JAMES PATTERSON We had an event at my house and raised $22,000. GUY GUZZONE I once knew a house rather like The Land of Smiles - an old house occupied by a varied collection of... MARGARET MAHY BRIAN BLESSED We worked together the whole time. The whole crew works like a family. Mr. Sheldon made sure I had a... LUCIAN MITCHELL SR SAMUEL L. JACKSON RUTH BADER GINSBURG When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped outside and felt the wind and rain in my face,... TOM KITE RALPH WALDO EMERSON ABHIJIT NASKAR It started out with a gathering at my house and my wife Janie's house. We had an idea to try to do s... BILL STRAUSS My children were very fearful of me. It wasn't that I was an ogre, they didn't know who the hell I w... BARRY ROSEN As a biographer, I try to uncover the adventures and personalities behind each character I research.... JEAN FRITZ BILLY GRAHAM I have an iPod, but I put my music in it from my CDs, and then I have that CD in my library. EDDIE TRUNK Sometimes it's so weird just to do an interview. This morning I was back in my parents' hous... CAREY MULLIGAN ANGELA BOWIE Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It... DICK VAN DYKE When I was four years old, my father, who was a colonel in the army, was stationed in Salzburg, Aust... 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This night I hold an old accustomed feast,
Whereto I have invited many a guest,
Such as I love... 
Perhaps I am old-fashioned, but black and white films still hold an affectionate place in my heart; ... 
I'm old fashioned. I really think you should know how to draw before you start painting. I use c... 
I have never experienced being madly in love the way most people seem to have been, although it is n... 
I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. 
Being the family's literate one, my wife doesn't watch television much, preferring third-wor... 
Work creates an enormous sense of self and I saw that in my mother. She was an enormous, towering fi... 
I love to go to casinos with my wife. I play poker, and she's an old-fashioned slot queen. She e... 
I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire tru... 
All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old... 
I did everything in my power to give my brokers brand identity and clout in the market. I saw my job... 
To grow up in the neighborhood of handicapped people was an important experience for me. I learned b... 
As I said just now, the world has gone past me. I don't blame it; but I no longer understand it. Tra... 
I was skating with friends in my neighborhood, and then eventually I was invited to go to the skate ... 
I like old movies, screwball comedies, vintage clothes, and basically I'm an old-fashioned gal. 
Only the other day I was inquiring of an entire bed of old-fashioned roses, forced to listen to my r... 
I've had times where one of my roommates was moving out of the house in college, and because we ... 
I wrote out little mysteries in longhand, and my mother typed them out on an old Remington. 
The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jo... 
It [Ashfair House] was an old fashioned house—the sort of house in fact, as Strange expressed it, ... 
That dress…was a very, very good decision. I could write an entire poem on the virtues of your leg... 
I had an uncle who took me to the ring in Medellin when I was 15 years old. In school, we had someon... 
My biggest extravagances are also investments. I have several houses in California, a house in Nashv... 
I am an African. I am white. I, in my humble way, and others in their much more brave way, have earn... 
When I was 14 -years-old, I made this PowerPoint presentation, and I invited my parents into my room... 
First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to s... 
So I picked a field where I had a little exposure. Where I thought I could have an enormous challeng... 
I was an 18-year-old kid, and I was in the heart of things in Washington. My interest in American po... 
I have inherited nothing. Everything Ann and I have we have earned the old-fashioned way. 
I maintain the rather old-fashioned view that this is my work and it's in the public arena, but that... 
You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old ba... 
I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and new. 
I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the
old and new. 
I have led an unusual life. I have buried a father killed at age 50 and two brothers killed in the p... 
I grew up in a house full of women: my mother, grandmother, three sisters, and two female cats. And ... 
I had to leave school at 14 because my father got injured in the mines and I had to support my famil... 
I just always knew that I lived in two worlds. There was the world of my house and community, but to... 
At Cornell University, my professor of European literature, Vladimir Nabokov, changed the way I read... 
I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new. 
I was not born with a silver spoon in my mouth, nor did I have access to information like you do tod... 
Christmas means a great deal to me. I was reared in a family that celebrated Christmas to some exten... 
During my childhood in Cyprus, the British talked about the Cypriots as if the Cypriots were outside... 
There is only one true aristocracy . . . and that is the aristocracy of passionate souls! 
'LOTR' was a landmark experience in my career, ... And it's where I helped to define myself as a hum... 
More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch wit... 
President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much o... 
I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that ... 
Attacks on a politician's identity - questioning Romney's religion, say, or Obama's birt... 
'Swagger' would be the word for 'Dirt On My Boots.' With the real funky drum loop an... 
I can be a traditionalist but also play with Luke Bryan and get the crowd to go crazy. I think that ... 
There's something real in women's intuition. It's an accurate signpost for decision maki... 
Many students graduate from college and professional schools, including those of social work, nursin... 
A lot of people, including business leaders, think the future belongs to China. Globalization is not... 
As a member of Congress, and a parent, I understand the importance of ensuring that families are abl... 
Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim o... 
I was born in March 1949, a post war baby boomer. 
A tiny little baby!' says Tam. 'People look at me like I'm an animal. People who don't know me judge... 
I'd like to repeat the advice that I gave you before, in that I think you really should make a radic... 
Happiness [is] only real when shared 
You can lay down and die, or you can get up and fight, but that's it -- there's no turning back. 
Yeah, that's the ticket. 
I would still rather be in Silicon Alley. I like the West Coast also, but it's sort of fragmente... 
Goats are the cable talk show panelists of the animal world, ready at a moment's notice to inter... 
I like hearing fiddles, steel guitar, acoustics up loud - really rock & roll stuff but with a co... 
If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm goin... 
Some people say that their pets will tell them when it's time to go. I don't believe that. N...