I come from Fort Lauderdale, and I like places like that, where it's OK if I have a boyfriend, to hold his hand.

I've got a group who can't play music, one bad comedian plus boyfriend, a nervous breakdown calling himself a magician, two coachloads of 70-year-old religious maniacs looking for a fight and a fancy-dress contest that nobody knew about.

They have passion and are hard-driven. They're amazing.

I grew up in Oklahoma, a redneck state. When I realized I was gay, I really had to hide and be very careful.

Because my boyfriend plays there Monday nights ... and the pool.

Why can't I get a guy? Only Alyssa gets a boyfriend,