I could spend the rest of my life writing and drawing books for kids and be a very happy man.

I wanted to become a cartoon artist, a portrait artist, and an illustrator. This was my first idea.

The cartoon me writes the books cartoon people read in the cartoon world, because they need things to read there too.

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

From an illustration in her "Animals of a Bygone Era": a Leptictidium, an extinct rabbit-like animal who left no descendants, says: "Too bad, because we were really cute.

Restraining a smile, Owen came around her and laid his hand on the snow's surface. With a silent command, he reworked the internal chemistry of the layers.
Megan nearly fell on her face when the saw sliced right through to the ground. She whooped out a cheer. "Woot! I did it! I did it! Take that, snow