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JOHNNY DEPP I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
LEFTY GOMEZ I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl.
ROBERT PLANT It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
SAM KINISON I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.
IAN RUSH I've worked with all sorts of random people - everybody from Metallica to Britney Spears to Ozzy...
MOBY Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl, except, of c...
GRAHAM TAYLOR Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue in New Orleans on Mardi Gras = bad idea!
NIKKI SIXX I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.
PRINCESS MARGARET If I'm playing with Ozzy it's just a guitar thing. But with the vocals I feel like I'm s...
ZAKK WYLDE We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.
KINGMAN BREWSTER, JR. We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.
KINGMAN BREWSTER I mean, I did plays in high school, but I was convinced you couldn't make a living doing it.
ADAM DRIVER Women's Lib? I couldn't stand it.
TAYLOR CALDWELL I couldn't be 'Johnny' in front of a camera in acting jobs and behind the camera I like ...
JOHNNY VEGAS I can't moan about any of it. I had a great time in the goldfish bowl.
ROBERT PLANT I enjoy playing other people. It's a great job and it's challenging. I couldn't do a des...
CHRISTOPHER PARKER I wouldn't mind turning into a vermilion goldfish.
HENRI MATISSE I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. I'd rather watch a goldfish bowl.
JANET STREET PORTER I wanted to wear a uniform when I was in high school, but I couldn't. I was like, 'It would ...
TAYLOR SCHILLING I was very depressed at a young age and felt like I didn't have agency towards that. Being '...
PETRA COLLINS I mean this sincerely... and I don't know why, but there was a period of time that for some reas...
DAVE FINKEL There were so many stories about Bing's daughter living in sin. We weren't hurting anyone. W...
MARY CROSBY I didn't want wrestling anymore; I wanted to not want it. But I couldn't get a job anywhere,...
T. J. PERKINS I'd like to be a jazz singer, but I couldn't possibly do it; nobody would want me, anyway.
DEBORAH MOGGACH In my early career I was like a goldfish. Rejection didn't affect me; I'd just forget how ba...
EMILY WATSON I don't like the royal family, I don't like the establishment, I don't like the civil se...
PAUL WELLER I was in a form of a prison: not necessarily with bars, but I was locked to that machine three days ...
GRIZZ CHAPMAN I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ...
MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX What's amazing with 'The X Factor' is that it gives people a chance who wouldn't nor...
CYNTHIA ERIVO I love theatre. It's far more satisfying than film. Sometimes there's a collective sigh from...
KATIE LEUNG I need human feelings to fit garments. I couldn't do it just, like, on an object - it's too ...
ANN DEMEULEMEESTER It's just a blessing from above. I can't stress that enough, because I don't feel like i...
D'BRICKASHAW FERGUSON It seems like every year Hollywood makes an attempt to retell the Manson story, and I just couldn...
JOHN HAWKES I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.
BABE DIDRIKSON ZAHARIAS The problem was the mask... couldn't be taken off... so much time has been on my face...
DEYTH BANGER In 'A Royal Affair' I had to learn to act like a queen and learned Danish. It's so much ...
ALICIA VIKANDER I couldn't open up a magazine, you couldn't read a newspaper, you couldn't turn on the T...
MORGAN SPURLOCK Sharon Osbourne is such a blast and she's so, so bright.
CYNDI LAUPER If something happened where I couldn't write music anymore, it would kill me. It's not just ...
HANS ZIMMER I can't really explain what it's like to be in love, but I feel like it's being comforta...
ASHTON IRWIN My heroes, I couldn't imagine them practicing. Like Bob Dylan, you know? Bob Dylan's a very,...
LAURENT BRANCOWITZ I think horror or science fiction is another way of telling a modern myth - it's like Ancient Gr...
REG E. CATHEY I couldn't kill a chicken, I couldn't kill a cow - I was a vegetarian too at that time - so ...
ELLEN BURSTYN When I first heard rap, I wasn't quick to be critical. I couldn't understand what they were ...
CASEY KASEM At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it'...
TOM HANKS I couldn't make ends meet. I tried Red Lobster. I tried Wal-Mart. I tried all these places and I...
ANNA NICOLE SMITH I was a lousy nun. I couldn't do it. I couldn't find God. It wasn't suitable for me. It ...
KAREN ARMSTRONG To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof ...
JANEANE GAROFALO Michael Emerson is just a prince. There's something about him. He's so sweet. I don't kn...
SARAH SHAHI I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce m...
BARBARA WALTERS It's amazing living alone. I'm very lucky. It's like a refuge.
PALOMA FAITH I take my hat off to people like the Stones, but it's not for me. I couldn't do that. Jagger...
PAUL WELLER I couldn't spell anything. I couldn't remember anything, but I could go to a movie and I kne...
QUENTIN TARANTINO I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan.
BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously.
ERINN HAYES And as I grew older, I then auditioned for the Royal Academy of Music in London, and they said, well...
EVELYN GLENNIE A lot of people thought you couldn't be a top-level athlete as a vegan, but people like Mac Danz...
DANIEL BRYAN I'm a rock star because I couldn't be a soccer star.
ROD STEWART I have a tattoo on my foot that says 'it's a whale' in Japanese, because Japanese people...
SKYLAR GREY I think I just have this need to be a storyteller. That's why I wasn't a great dancer - I co...
ROSIE PEREZ This disease leaves people bedridden. I've gone through phases where I couldn't roll over in...
LAURA HILLENBRAND Being on the run wasn't fun, but it was something I had to do. I was actually working in legitim...
KEVIN MITNICK If I couldn't read, I couldn't live.
DOUGLAS SIRK I don't listen to a lot of new stuff. I just like the old stuff. It's all quite dramatic and...
AMY WINEHOUSE I like the quiet it takes to pursue an idea the way I pursued 'Hamilton,' but I couldn't...
LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA There are many projects I couldn't get off the ground because they didn't have white heroes....
EUZHAN PALCY I don't believe in categorising a gender, as it makes for discord. People always say, 'That&...
NATASCHA MCELHONE People aim for the stars, and they end up like goldfish in a bowl. I wonder if it wouldn't be simple...
MURIEL BARBERY I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn&#...
AUDREY HEPBURN I always felt like Tahliah's a very grown-up name to have. It's a pretty name when you'r...
FKA TWIGS I treat politics kind of like my religion. It's something I believe in, but I don't want to ...
JERRY SPRINGER There couldn't have been a better Hollywood ending for us. It's beyond baseball. It's ro...
JIMMY FALLON Yes, it's true I once knocked out a horse. It was at a fiesta in my mother's home town of Gu...
ROBERTO DURAN Performers are the neediest people in the world. Unless you've been in that goldfish bowl - nobo...
OLIVIA HUSSEY No, I didn't become disenchanted. I just couldn't paint like them.
LAWRENCE FERLINGHETTI I feel like things are weirder in our food production chain than I can even make up. I wouldn't ...
ALEXANDRA KLEEMAN I don't compare shows. It's very simple. I don't live in the past. If there's any se...
HAROLD PRINCE I felt like I couldn't wallow in self-pity forever. I can't beat myself up forever.
JAMES ARTHUR To be able to look life in the face: that's worth living in a garret for, isn't it?
EDITH WHARTON I like playing music because it's a good living and I get satisfaction from it. But I can't ...
JAMES HETFIELD I couldn't be luckier to wake up every morning and be so excited to get to work, even if it'...
CARLY CHAIKIN I remember when I was in college, people told me I couldn't play in the NBA. There's always ...
BILL CARTWRIGHT I couldn't live if I wasn't a designer.
BETSEY JOHNSON I don't take roles I can't respect. If I can't find a reason to be respectful of the cha...
ESTHER ROLLE To me, the magic of photography, per se, is that you can capture an instant of a second that couldn&...
MARIO TESTINO I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
LEFTY GOMEZ Believe it or not, I don't own a TV. Crazy huh? I'm not a big movie-goer either. I just feel...
JEFFREY DONOVAN I didn't want to be an author; I wanted to be a scientist. Not that I didn't love literature...
BARBARA EHRENREICH You know what's funny? There's times when you catch a ball and really didn't even see th...
CALVIN JOHNSON I found the offer of a knighthood something that I couldn't possibly accept. I found it to be so...
HAROLD PINTER I'm really still a child of the Forties. I still think about it a lot, about the repercussions o...
ERIC BURDON At the beginning of 'The Hills,' I couldn't watch myself because I'm very critical a...
AUDRINA PATRIDGE I just couldn't stand school. If I went, I'd skip after the first class. I didn't like t...
RANDY TRAVIS To be fair, I don't think it's a plague to say I have the misfortune of making movies for a ...
A. J. BOWEN I lost my mother when I was 7 and they put her in a mental hospital. My brother and I watched her be...
QUINCY JONES I don't have a saviour or a royal family.
JOHN MALKOVICH There are many deaf people who couldn't imagine living in a marriage without someone who doesn&#...
MARLEE MATLIN More flirtatious than me. I couldn't work it like she did.
BRITTANY DANIEL 'The Exorcist' is absolutely my favorite horror film, and I watched it when I was, like, sev...
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JACK OSBOURNE No you're not.
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JACK OSBOURNE Back then it was a very realistic thing for me. My own thing was, you know, wake up at 5 in the afte...
JACK OSBOURNE Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
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SHARON OSBOURNE I guess I have friends around me but when you're paying them can they ever really be true friend...
KELLY OSBOURNE We've seen that before. Haven't we? We just spaced the floor. He's smart. He knew that we didn't hav...
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DALE OSBOURNE He's just trying to get well.
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KELLY OSBOURNE We have to find a way to slow them down.
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