I couldn't think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow's leaders.

Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.

During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.

Some of my colleagues seem more interested in using every procedural method possible to keep the Senate from doing anything than they are in creating jobs or helping Americans struggling in a difficult economy.

No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.

I want to reclaim 'liberal.' I'm a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.