I didn't see deep emotion from my parents. It was all very polite and very surface. I never knew how anybody was feeling.

Emote. It's okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.

It's definitely a heterosexual feeling, but it's directed at you.

Even before I knew I was gay, I knew I didn't want to have a child. I knew I didn't want to have one. I never want to have to release it from me. Listen, I love babies. I love children. And I melt when I'm around them. I also love my freedom and I love that I can sleep at night.

I grew up in a very conservative home.

The only thing I really recommend, if you're starting out in stand-up is to not try to copy anybody else. You can be influenced by people. I was influenced by Steve Martin and Bob Newhart and Woody Allen, but I never tried to be someone else. I always tried to be myself. And the reason people are successful is they're unique.