I discovered something amazing, which has caused a lot of controversy - the fountain of youth. I have to keep it a secret!

I could make the whole of Manhattan disappear into that [Jennifer Lopez's] amazing butt.

The heart is the real Fountain of Youth.

We both young what made you grow younger."
"The music?"
He nodded and whispered. "You don't have to go back to being old. We'll practice all the time. We'll record albums and we'll tour.

Forget the fountain of youth, pal of mine. You can live to be a thousand, and it won't matter. Mediocrities like you deserve immortality.

I know I should keep this a secret, but Celine Dion is something of an icon to me.