I do recommend it for all girls, and boys, out there: put on a pair of fishnet stockings and find your inner sexiness!

My family knows everything about me. There are no secrets, which can be suffocating, but I also find comfort in it. You can always reach out an arm, and an aunty will be close by to tell you that your skirt is too short.

It's when you wear fishnet stockings that you catch more than herring.

It's not like suddenly, when you become a working actor all your friends are in the same situation. I have friends who are still handing out flyers for their one-woman show and trying to make ends meet.

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

And (cue music swell) motherhood turned out to be the most meaningful thing I've ever done with my life. Really.